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busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
16 May 2011 6:07pm
me sat night...




JJokin..

What yah reckon sport for total tossers?
You guys all planking in the off season?
I would plank all day if it was blowing 25 knots.



Beersy
Beersy
TAS
753 posts
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16 May 2011 8:48pm
I've heard if you're planking to often, there's a chance you'll g blind
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
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WA, 3271 posts
16 May 2011 9:30pm
I reckon if they roll him over in the coffin he will soon hold the record for the longest plank...
CJW
CJW
NSW
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CJW CJW
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17 May 2011 12:07am
I reckon it's pretty damn funny, there are some pretty imaginative ones. Lets be honest for the most part it's entirely harmless fun but as with everything some people will always take it too far. It's also been around for a fair while now, used to be known as extreme lying down (much like extreme ironing) or 'the lying down game' but morphed into planking and went viral.

The funniest thing to come out of the whole thing imo is the fact that the national news and the bloody PRIME MINISTER are talking about it. Really...doesn't the PM have more pressing matters to attend to than speaking about the 'dangers' of a fundamentally harmless internet meme.
Gizmo
Gizmo
SA
2865 posts
SA, 2865 posts
17 May 2011 12:13am
I'm trying to put the phrases "Prime Minister" and "Short Plank" into a sentence .... but can't think of anything....
bjw
bjw
QLD
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17 May 2011 9:08am
wanking is more popular though
j murray
j murray
SA
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17 May 2011 9:08am

The kid who planked over the balcony.......

he becomes Australia's first "PLONKER"
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
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17 May 2011 10:20am
Gizmo said...

I'm trying to put the phrases "Prime Minister" and "Short Plank" into a sentence .... but can't think of anything....


How about:-

"Her constituents using a sharp sword, prodded the 'Prime Minister' off the end of the 'Short Plank' into a writhing mass of sharks in a feeding frenzy."

Dazza65
Dazza65
QLD
389 posts
QLD, 389 posts
17 May 2011 1:45pm
I pissed myself last night when watching the news and they interviewed a guy from the 'Brisbane Planking Association' WTF? I thought he cant be serious.
DANEgerous
DANEgerous
VIC
253 posts
VIC, 253 posts
17 May 2011 1:57pm
Dazza65 said...

I pissed myself last night when watching the news and they interviewed a guy from the 'Brisbane Planking Association' WTF? I thought he cant be serious.


I very much doubt he is serious. Just taking the piss out of the journos.
ockanui
ockanui
VIC
1321 posts
VIC, 1321 posts
17 May 2011 1:58pm
can standing motionless, waiting in a queue at the Medicare office be called planking?, can this be called vertical planking? I might have to get clarification from the "Brisbane Plankers Assoc".
jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
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17 May 2011 3:20pm
ockanui said...

can standing motionless, waiting in a queue at the Medicare office be called planking?, can this be called vertical planking? I might have to get clarification from the "Brisbane Plankers Assoc".


Im pretty shore thats called Polling

Simply too much spare time for some people.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
17 May 2011 6:24pm
DANEgerous said...

Dazza65 said...

I pissed myself last night when watching the news and they interviewed a guy from the 'Brisbane Planking Association' WTF? I thought he cant be serious.


I very much doubt he is serious. Just taking the piss out of the journos.



Na he is and I'm the world champ lol
BabaORiley
BabaORiley
WA
434 posts
WA, 434 posts
17 May 2011 6:52pm


SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
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17 May 2011 9:52pm
BabaORiley said...






premature eplanking { the aussi way }
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
17 May 2011 10:41pm
cisco said...

How about:-
"Her constituents using a sharp sword, prodded the 'Prime Minister' off the end of the 'Short Plank' into a writhing mass of sharks in a feeding frenzy."


Isn't that what we call an election?
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
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18 May 2011 2:48am
GalahOnTheBay said...

cisco said...

How about:-
"Her constituents using a sharp sword, prodded the 'Prime Minister' off the end of the 'Short Plank' into a writhing mass of sharks in a feeding frenzy."


Isn't that what we call an election?


Probably but the ancient Greeks weren't so generous to give their deposed leaders a chance to swim. They would just take them home and decapitate or hang them or both.

wheelnut
wheelnut
WA
90 posts
WA, 90 posts
19 May 2011 5:46pm
human natural selection, stops them breeding
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
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19 May 2011 10:00pm
GalahOnTheBay said...

Prime candidates for darwinawards.com/


Galah, the good people at darwinawards.com must have read your post.
Cut n paste from their site....

Planking! What the what? Turns out 'planking' is the peculiar practice of lying flat on your stomach in unusual locations, and posting the photographs publicly for all to admire your wit and skill. Poor poor Mr. Acton B., Brisbane resident and planking enthusiast. Sadly, Acton wasn't aware that balconies are the number one cause of gravity-related Darwin Awards. If only he had read our warnings...
The 20-year-old stretched himself out flat on the railing, face down and stiff as a plank, ready for his big moment. But when you're goofing around on a balcony, it's a fine line between fun and done. Natural selection nudged him over the line, and he fell seven stories to his death.

Planking is a growing craze that originated in Australia. Once again, the men down under have risen to the top of the zany crop. News reports are full of ludicrous quotes: "Police said they could not say if the fatality was Australia's first planking death." "A man was charged with allegedly planking a police car." "He told the Herald Sun he has planked naked."

bjw
bjw
QLD
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20 May 2011 9:14am
Planking has only been around in the mass media for a week and already we're seeing derivatives such as "teapotting" and "Hypothisizing".

What about Kiting versions such as "teabagging" (not the dirty version) or "poo stancing" Doesn't windsurfing have one called "Slalom"?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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20 May 2011 9:24am
They should get all the best plankers and have a National "Plank Off".....
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
20 May 2011 9:06am
Im planked
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
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20 May 2011 12:15pm
Richiefish said...

They should get all the best plankers and have a National "Plank Off".....



and then the spin-off reality shows..

"Planking With The Stars" maybe...

Master Planker

Big Planker

Who wants to be a Planker

The Biggest Planker

Plankety Planks


doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
20 May 2011 10:16am
Supermarket sacks planking employees

Major retailers are cracking down on staff who are caught planking while on the job.

The flat-lying fad which is sweeping Australia is proving unpopular with bosses who claim the manoeuvre is jeopardising the health and safety of staff.

Food superstore Woolworths has sacked eight employees across three states this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates, the Daily Telegraph reports.

The staff, including managers, regular staff, nightfill workers and casual employees, boasted about their escapades online, before being dismissed.

Woolworths' risk and safety general manager Anthony Wilson told the newspaper bosses were not trying to be killjoys, it was a case of the plankers putting themselves and customers at risk.

"It's not about being the fun police, it's about making sure people are looking out for their own safety," Mr Wilson said.

"(Planking) is a direct contradiction of our safety and health policy. Our employees have a responsibility to ensure their own safety and the safety of those around them."

The popularity of planking, which involves lying flat and face-down on top of an object and being photographed, has rocketed recently, but also brought widespread condemnation from authorities.

One man has already died attempting to pull the stunt on a balcony in Brisbane, with police making a series of arrests relating to people planking in public across the country.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8251453/supermarket-sacks-planking-employees
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
20 May 2011 12:45pm
I was going to lie down on the floor on my nice new rug just before and try some planking but all of these reports telling me how dangerous it is stopped me.

I am so glad the media could help. God knows what would could have happened.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
20 May 2011 1:22pm
Waterloo said...

Richiefish said...

They should get all the best plankers and have a National "Plank Off".....

and then the spin-off reality shows..
"Planking With The Stars" maybe...
Master Planker
Big Planker
Who wants to be a Planker
The Biggest Planker
Plankety Planks


Oh dear here we go...

So you think you can plank
2 and a half planks
The plankers guide to Australia
The big plank theory
Planks of our lives
Desperate plankers

And the list goes on. Then again, I'm not convinced that would make watching television any worse than it already is...
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
20 May 2011 1:38pm

just call me the 'original plankster', I've been doing that shnit every night in bed since I was like a baby..

all others are just posers
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
20 May 2011 11:47am
do not forget the 2 days event "plankathon"
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
20 May 2011 12:00pm
felixdcat said...

do not forget the 2 days event "plankathon"


Make it a 4 day marathon, last one is a winner or dead
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
20 May 2011 2:26pm
The Planker needs a life wife

I wonder if you can still get Nat Gruzleski to present? She'd be more fun than planking eh?

Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
20 May 2011 3:29pm
they have been at it for years

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