cant think of one

Unless you're in one of those fancy euro swimming pools that turns urine red

After a piss, I just pull the neck of the wettie out and duck down in the water to let half a litre of so in.... the step out of the water, pull the ankle out and whoosh it all comes out.
Bit harsh on the chest when that winter water hits though!

there is no alternative anyway. Never seen a wettie with a fly.

Richiefish said...

there is no alternative anyway. Never seen a wettie with a fly.

His....



& Hers....

now I HAVE seen a wettie with a fly (urine valve). But i dont think it's natural.( to not piss in your wet suit)

Crash landing, i think i saw that docco on discovery or nat geo.
I couldnt believe the crap they come up with. All trying to scare people of sharks.
"..two great whites simultaneously attack this person, at the exact same place, at the exact same time. Surely that cant be a coinincidence, there must be more to it."
Im sure they organised there attack etc.
Pretty against those shows, makes more people really scarred of them, and only have thoughts of them being highly intelligent, super coodinated, assassines.
Peeing in his wettie probably helped though.

fatwa said...

say "NO" to second hand wetties.

EWWWW

Not advisable to piss in your wettie if you've had barocca's
although i have pissed in someones booties
And mark how do ya reckon the seat harness wearing formula boys would go letting the piss out with your method?? They would have a big bubble stuck there

Doesn't it void the warranty because it affects the glue on the sealed seams??

Mark _australia said...

stribo said...

fatwa said...

say "NO" to second hand wetties.

EWWWW

Not advisable to piss in your wettie if you've had barocca's
although i have pissed in someones booties
And mark how do ya reckon the seat harness wearing formula boys would go letting the piss out with your method?? They would have a big bubble stuck there

H
Yeha get a big bubble even with a waist harness..... maybe cos I'm kidding myself that I'm still a Medium
Nah, most of the piss is still in the front.... just suck ur guts in briefly and it makes the harness *just* loose enough at the front for the water to flow through. Then you have big bubble ankles

Yep works for a waist harness but i'm talking the seat harness.. the leg straps would hold it inI've never worn one but i can see the complications

stribo said...

the leg straps would hold it inI've never worn one but i can see the complications

Yeah ... I tuck my snake down the leg of my wettie and a seat harness strap squishes it

Who am I kidding.... I wear a waist harness to hold the gut in

Mark _australia said...

Who am I kidding.... I wear a waist harness to hold the gut in

lol like a girdle

elmo said...

I think Farting in your wettie is worst than taking a leak.

Wee goes out through the leg holes eventually

Fart just rises and comes out urine flavored right under your hooter for maximum impact

Not wrong! There is no way to get that one eased out of the wetty ankles it is always going to be wuuuussshhh right under ya nose... mmmm that was a good curry last night...

Can't wait to see the japon TV show contestant trying to escape that number (probably with angry piranhas down hid dacks too - just for good measure)

poor relative said...

Farting in a dry suit is better
Stays fresh til you unpeel

Just thinking about enduring conditions that require a dry suit is enough to turn me off.