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CMC
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15 Jul 2011 1:54pm
With all of the religous discussion of late.

Here is a win for religous freedom. Or more to the point making a mockery of it.

Cut and Paste below or click through to the article. www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/07/15/137824732/austrian-man-wins-right-to-wear-pasta-strainer-in-license-photo?sc=fb&cc=fp

Austrian Man Wins Right To Wear Pasta Strainer In License Photo

In Austria one of the strangest fights for religious freedom has come to an end: Niko Alm, a self-described "Pastafarian," fought for three years for the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his driver's license photo.

His argument? Alm claimed he belonged to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and wearing the strainer was part of his religion.

The BBC reports:

Mr Alm's pastafarian-style application for a driving licence was a response to the Austrian recognition of confessional headgear in official photographs.

The licence took three years to come through and, according to Mr. Alm, he was asked to submit to a medical interview to check on his mental fitness to drive but - straining credulity - his efforts have finally paid off.

It is the police who issue driving licences in Austria, and they have duly issued a laminated card showing Mr. Alm in his unorthodox item of religious headgear.
chrispychru
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15 Jul 2011 2:11pm
way too funny. thought he must have smoked pasta at first. mmm
doggie
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15 Jul 2011 12:12pm
I am your leader.....
Little Jon
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15 Jul 2011 2:21pm
Is that evolution or intelligent design?
barn
barn
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15 Jul 2011 12:24pm
Little Jon said...

Is that evolution or intelligent design?

FSM is the Intelligent Designer..

Lets make all wearers of compulsory head gear submit to a psychological exam before being let loose on teh road..


Touched by his noodley appendage..


Wrong thread?..
felixdcat
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15 Jul 2011 12:25pm
Who shall believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall be rewarded by sharing the sacrament of the beer volcano and the endless strippers show!
We love Thou Great Master!
(.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).) (.).)
Dr Funk
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15 Jul 2011 2:35pm
With my new religion(starting now) I will guarantee you entrance into heaven if you give me 15% of your net worth......I guarantee you will go to heaven or your money back.......any takers?
Macroscien
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15 Jul 2011 2:39pm
doggie said...

I am your leader.....


That is possibly the point.

Even Pastafarian needs a leader to tell them what is bad and wrong.

They need to unite in church and pray, handle attributes (baseball cup) and driving licence.
HELL WITH THEM ALL !!!
They have this awful Spaghetti Monster that will eat for sure all our's virgins !! (or worse )



Pastafarian church and their flocks.
GreenPat
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15 Jul 2011 2:46pm
Bloody hell, another religion thread. This and politics, if we had a moderation crackdown at the moment we'd lose half of the front page.
Gorgo
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15 Jul 2011 2:49pm
I'm sorry but you Pastafarians are not even in the race when it comes to funny religions. The Bible wins the prize for funny, silly, absurd stuff.

For example, Exodus chapter 28 verses 42-43 says that Aaron and the priests must wear special undies or God will kill them.

www.biblestudytools.com/nirv/exodus/28-42.html

See earlier chapters for God as fashion designer, interior decorator and bbq consultant and all round psychotic loon.
Gizmo
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15 Jul 2011 2:38pm
To enter such a religon you would need to be 18+ y.o.
AND complete "THE TEST".......

http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf
CMC
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15 Jul 2011 3:08pm
GreenPat said...

Bloody hell, another religion thread. This and politics, if we had a moderation crackdown at the moment we'd lose half of the front page.


Haha, yes I agree, not the place for religious discussion. I thought this may lighten the mood a little.



Sailhack
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15 Jul 2011 3:18pm
Dr Funk said...

With my new religion(starting now) I will guarantee you entrance into heaven if you give me 15% of your net worth......I guarantee you will go to heaven or your money back.......any takers?


15% of negative $500,000 is...Hey, Dr F - you owe me $75k

(and yep, I had to use a calculator! C'mon, it's Friday...isn't it?)
SomeOtherGuy
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15 Jul 2011 3:29pm
GreenPat said...

Bloody hell, another religion thread. This and politics, if we had a moderation crackdown at the moment we'd lose half of the front page.


There's a front page?
doggie
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15 Jul 2011 1:37pm
SomeOtherGuy said...

GreenPat said...

Bloody hell, another religion thread. This and politics, if we had a moderation crackdown at the moment we'd lose half of the front page.


There's a front page?


Yes.....
barn
barn
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15 Jul 2011 1:40pm
pastallelujah, hymn time?

Trant
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15 Jul 2011 3:42pm
And suddenly the Climate Change debate raised its ugly head thanks to Pastanomics.
We need more pirates. Arrrrrrrrr.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/PiratesVsTemp%28en%29.svg

poor relative
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15 Jul 2011 3:11pm
Trant said...

We need more pirates. Arrrrrrrrr.



Here is a friend from Somalia wisend in the ways of pirate

CMC
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15 Jul 2011 5:22pm
barn said...

pastallelujah, hymn time?




Hilarious...... What a funny thing for people to waste their time doing. (says the Seabreeze member!)
Macroscien
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15 Jul 2011 5:24pm
poor relative said...

Trant said...

We need more pirates. Arrrrrrrrr.



Here is a friend from Somalia wisend in the ways of pirate




just a thought... I wonder how well he may swim with this belt hanging on the neck ?
Should we try ??
bye, bye fellow swim to mammy ! ...
Sailhack
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15 Jul 2011 5:56pm
^^^ I was wondering what the point of the tripod was...on a moving ship! A pillow would be a better gun rest.
GalahOnTheBay
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15 Jul 2011 8:04pm


Macroscien
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16 Jul 2011 12:19am
To all Pastafarians !!!

Spaghetti Monster is coming to your town !



Bring all your virgins and monster will F**K them all up SAFELY with rubber and drink all your beer .
actiomax
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17 Jul 2011 12:09am
I actually read in the paper the other day that a kid in the states is sueing his school because he was expeled for continuning to were a pirate costume to school .
He claims he is a pastafarian and pirate clothes are part of his religouse atire & he is being disriminated & persicuted for his religious belifies which are guarented under there constituion . good luck to him aaaaaaaaaarrrrra
JennahC
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