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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

mattyjee

575 posts

mattyjee

WA, 575 posts

26 Aug 2012 3:41pm

Next time I go surfing or diving I'm packing bags of ratsack in my wetsuit with me so if I get taken by a Great White, as my last act I at least manage to KILL THE BASTARD HAHA! DIE SHARK MOTHER****ER!!!

FlySurfer

NSW

4460 posts

FlySurfer

NSW, 4460 posts

26 Aug 2012 11:20pm

Can we call you Cane Toad?

Simondo

VIC

8025 posts

Simondo

VIC, 8025 posts

27 Aug 2012 7:50am

Haha!
But I'm not convinced that will actually kill the shark!

bumpy

1 posts

bumpy

1 posts

27 Aug 2012 3:00pm

But it would be funny on the news report

" The great white shark, suspected of killing WA man mattyjee, has washed up onshore. After further analysis the cause of death has been put down to, RATSACK poisioning "

GypsyDrifter

2371 posts

GypsyDrifter

WA, 2371 posts

27 Aug 2012 3:13pm

mattyjee said...

Next time I go surfing or diving I'm packing bags of ratsack in my wetsuit with me so if I get taken by a Great White, as my last act I at least manage to KILL THE BASTARD HAHA! DIE SHARK MOTHER****ER!!!

They bite and spit you out....there will just be red blood in the water and bits of green ratsack floating though it