Lily Allen...my new love

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poor relative
poor relative
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12 Nov 2007 12:23am
Just got her CD
Isnt she just wonderful?

kitecrazzzy
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12 Nov 2007 12:36am
read the lyrics
big gill
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12 Nov 2007 7:18pm
who?
spot1
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12 Nov 2007 7:43pm
what
Greenroom
Greenroom
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12 Nov 2007 7:50pm
huh?
greenleader
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12 Nov 2007 11:27pm
maybe you should have pronounced your love for cold chisel, the boys may have responded differently!
big gill
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12 Nov 2007 10:44pm
greenleader said...

maybe you should have pronounced your love for cold chisel, the boys may have responded differently!


truuuuuuuuuuu
poor relative
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12 Nov 2007 10:57pm


She's so lovely
myspace.com/lilymusic
stribo
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13 Nov 2007 1:33pm
She's a stuck up pommy bitch Who thinks her s#*t don't stink
But her music is ok i guess
NotWal
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13 Nov 2007 7:58pm
God Stribo, you're living dangerously talking about Rellie's new love like that. You must be well out of reach.
Greenroom
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13 Nov 2007 8:45pm
Yeah she alright
poor relative
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13 Nov 2007 9:42pm
she slept with Stribo.
One of her songs is dedicated to his prowess
and here it is.....

Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d'you want some kind of reaction?
Well, OK, that's fine,
Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah, I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I'm afraid I lied,
I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the while I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face when you give it to me gently,
Yeah, you really must think you're great,
Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.

[Chorus:]
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You've only got yourself to blame,
I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well, you're out of luck.
Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up,

You know what it shoulda ended there,
That's when I shoulda shown you the door.
As if that weren't enough to deal with,
You became premature.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate.

[Chorus:]
You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big brother
Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh [etc.]

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
I'm gonna reciprocate.

You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big breader
Not big what so ever

You're not big, you're not clever,
Not big what so ever
No, you ain't a big breader [x2]
stribo
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14 Nov 2007 12:53pm
poor relative said...

she slept with Stribo.
One of her songs is dedicated to his prowess
and here it is.....

Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d'you want some kind of reaction?
Well, OK, that's fine,
Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah, I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I'm afraid I lied,
I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the while I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face when you give it to me gently,
Yeah, you really must think you're great,
Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.

[Chorus:]
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You've only got yourself to blame,
I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well, you're out of luck.
Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up,

You know what it shoulda ended there,
That's when I shoulda shown you the door.
As if that weren't enough to deal with,
You became premature.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate.

[Chorus:]
You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big brother
Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh [etc.]

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
I'm gonna reciprocate.

You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big breader
Not big what so ever

You're not big, you're not clever,
Not big what so ever
No, you ain't a big breader [x2]


I rest my case

Ahhh and she's just pissed off because i had a threesome with Billie Piper and Kate Moss While she was stoned and passed out.
elizabethb
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14 Nov 2007 5:10pm
poor relative said...



She's so lovely
myspace.com/lilymusic


haha rellie she is awesome!

I think most people only know her or that song when they hear the chorus!

Top stuff [}:)]

But Rellie... some bad news for you...
Pat and I are now engaged!
stribo
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14 Nov 2007 6:14pm
Now lets go through these lyrics rellie


poor relative said...



Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d'you want some kind of reaction?
Well, OK, that's fine,
Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come? Who cares I did
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah, I never really had much fun. Who cares I did

All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I'm afraid I lied, I can,t stand lying bitches!
I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the while I was high as a kite. Well that makes 2 of us i had to stay high to put up with your whinning and to overlook your ego
I could see it in your face when you give it to me gently,
Yeah, you really must think you're great,
Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates. Shows the world the kind of girl you really are.

[Chorus:]
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You've only got yourself to blame,
I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well, you're out of luck.
Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up, Well when your stoned and like a limp mattress to root can you blame me??

You know what it shoulda ended there,
That's when I shoulda shown you the door.
Shoulda,Woulda,coulda but you did'nt did ya?? you wanted more
As if that weren't enough to deal with,
You became premature. Who cares at least i came
I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state. Still hung up on me aye?
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate. FINALLY !!

[Chorus:]
You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big brother
Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh [etc.]

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
I'm gonna reciprocate.

You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big breader
Not big what so ever

You're not big, you're not clever,
Not big what so ever
No, you ain't a big breader [x2]


The rest i can just put down to bitterness and the old "if i can't have you i will do what i can to tarnish the reputation of a good man so no one else will have you"

She's all yours Rellie!! oh after my mates have finished of course

P.S. I still think her music is ok
poor relative
poor relative
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14 Nov 2007 7:57pm
LOL!!

Hmmm. Relationships are funny things
waste 10 mins of your life here
http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=55095
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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14 Nov 2007 8:03pm
still dunno whoTF she is
Leech
Leech
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14 Nov 2007 8:05pm
Well I wasted eight.

but pmsl
stribo
stribo
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14 Nov 2007 9:36pm
poor relative said...

LOL!!

Hmmm. Relationships are funny things
waste 10 mins of your life here
http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=55095


Now thats just plain weird man
GreenPat
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15 Nov 2007 1:45am
elizabethb said...


But Rellie... some bad news for you...
Pat and I are now engaged!


Bad news for him, but good news for his wife and kids perhaps.

Oh, and good news for me too . Whoever said duelling never got you anywhere .
poor relative
poor relative
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15 Nov 2007 4:32pm
GreenPat said...

elizabethb said...


But Rellie... some bad news for you...
Pat and I are now engaged!


Bad news for him, but good news for his wife and kids perhaps.

Oh, and good news for me too . Whoever said duelling never got you anywhere .


You may have won the duel, but i still have the bigger shlong......and a big shlong will always win through...
Isnt that right Elizabeth>?

getfunky
getfunky
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15 Nov 2007 6:43pm
poor relative said...

LOL!!

Hmmm. Relationships are funny things
waste 10 mins of your life here
http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=55095


Crikey!! That's enough to put you off ya coco pops....

Thongs on smooth girlies = pretty good mostly

Thongs on hairy blokes = get me a bucket

There is a reason we all p!ssed ourselves when Borat strutted out in the mankini...
elizabethb
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16 Nov 2007 5:58am
poor relative said...

GreenPat said...

elizabethb said...


But Rellie... some bad news for you...
Pat and I are now engaged!


Bad news for him, but good news for his wife and kids perhaps.

Oh, and good news for me too . Whoever said duelling never got you anywhere .


You may have won the duel, but i still have the bigger shlong......and a big shlong will always win through...
Isnt that right Elizabeth>?




ahh but rellie rellie relli!

Pat has more kites, boards, harnesses, wakeboards, surfboards than imaginable and lives directly opposite the beach! Come on... Beat that baby Maybe its not meant to be Rellie... !>?

It's Pat [}:)]
poor relative
poor relative
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16 Nov 2007 4:30pm
Damn....sometimes its a curse having a 20" dong.
Leech
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16 Nov 2007 4:44pm
I know what you mean
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