On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Kevvy is being chauffeured
to Parliament House. It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin has frozen over.
As he jumps out of the Caprice, Kevvy looks over the Lake & notices
that someone has pissed on the ice & left a message....."KEVVY SUCKS".
Kevvy is enraged & orders the ASIO to investigate with "no expenses
spared" & to report within two weeks.
Two weeks later, the head of ASIO reports to the PM & says...."our
investigation is over & I have three pieces of news for you....good news,
bad news & terribly bad shocking news".
Well says Kevvy, give me the good news. The head of ASIO says..."We
spent $5 million dollars on the investigation & have come to a successful
result".
Well says Kevvy "What's the bad news?"
The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows the urine is Wayne
Swann's". Kevvy is shocked beyond belief. Looking pale, Kevvy says "And what
is the terribly bad shocking news?"
The ASIO chief replies...." It's Julia Gillard's hand writing".
Hey Oliver, this was sent to me by email as well, are you going to cry over this as well?