I found some birds. They seem angry.

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evlPanda
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14 Nov 2012 11:58pm
However they look delicious.



That's half of them. 4 hours in total.
petermac33
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14 Nov 2012 9:02pm
I see covered up pussy each day,only they won't let me eat them.
theDoctor
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15 Nov 2012 1:34am
petermac33 said...
I see covered up pussy each day,only they won't let me eat them.






Creepy even by my standards....
cisco
cisco
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15 Nov 2012 12:55am
There are four green piggies in that box. Has Kermit been molesting Miss Piggy again?
Sailhack
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15 Nov 2012 9:24am
cisco said...
There are four green piggies in that box. Has Kermit been molesting Miss Piggy again?


Wasn't it always the other way around?

Nice work on the icing panda.
Mark _australia
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15 Nov 2012 10:40am
'panda that is a lot of work. Lucky kid!!

Maybe you can explain angry birds to me though, my little fella is talking about them all the tiome I have no idea what he is on about
evlPanda
evlPanda
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15 Nov 2012 2:09pm
^ My guess:

Some programmers were mucking around with a physics engine. They ported it to iOS. They got tired of dropping balls onto the stacks of objects and thought about how to have fun. A slingshot of course!

Then they hired some artists to make it more appealing, and ****s me how why but the decided to make the ball into some birds. And the aim was to hit pigs hiding under their little physics experiment.

Basically the artists made the game more appealing, and more confusing, at the same time.

If you want to have a quick and simple play with your own physics engine there's a fantastic tutorial here:
burakkanber.com/blog/modeling-physics-javascript-gravity-and-drag/
You can write it yourself, runs in a browser.
The results are at the bottom of the tutorial. the JSFiddle box. Click 'results'.

If you read the above tutorial, very carefully and slowly, you should be able to understand it, or at least most of it, using only primary school mathematics and some imagination. OK, at least the gist of it.
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sn
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15 Nov 2012 11:33am
evlPanda said...
using only primary school mathematics and some imagination.


imagination.....tick

primarary school maths..........

Houston, we have a problem

stephen
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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15 Nov 2012 1:45pm
evlPanda said...
^ My guess:

Some programmers were mucking around with (and then Mark got lost)


So it is a computer game ?

Simondo
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15 Nov 2012 6:15pm
They look like very Angry Birds!
FlySurfer
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15 Nov 2012 9:27pm
I have an Angry bird who lives outside.
Little farker's so angry starts screaming, jumping from tree to tree at me even while I'm locking the door, and as soon I'm in the open he attacks.

fingerbone
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15 Nov 2012 11:18pm
Mark _australia said...
evlPanda said...
^ My guess:

Some programmers were mucking around with (and then Mark got lost)


So it is a computer game ?




Hey Mark..my son has a game called Angry Birds on his Ipod..
Chris6791
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15 Nov 2012 10:56pm
fingerbone said...
Mark _australia said...
evlPanda said...
^ My guess:

Some programmers were mucking around with (and then Mark got lost)


So it is a computer game ?




Hey Mark..my son has a game called Angry Birds on his Ipod..


IPod? Mark's phone doesn't even have a colour screen yet.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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15 Nov 2012 11:05pm
^^^ wtf?

grey screen and green text are colours.




BulldogPup
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15 Nov 2012 11:22pm
Found a couple of Birds who had a flat tyre on their little blue Hyundai today ,they seemed flustered & angry (bit ditzy too haha .... sorry and Hi again M & S) got the spare sorted for them ... good deed ticked off for the day

I love Denim shorts by the way , geez they're nice
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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16 Nov 2012 12:40pm
BulldogPup said...
Found a couple of Birds who had a flat tyre on their little blue Hyundai today ,they seemed flustered & angry (bit ditzy too haha .... sorry and Hi again M & S) got the spare sorted for them ... good deed ticked off for the day

I love Denim shorts by the way , geez they're nice


, there are movies that start that way ya know.....
deejay8204
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16 Nov 2012 6:55pm
FlySurfer said...
I have an Angry bird who lives outside.
Little farker's so angry starts screaming, jumping from tree to tree at me even while I'm locking the door, and as soon I'm in the open he attacks.




Had to share this. LMAO very funny
Pitbull
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16 Nov 2012 5:00pm
Got sea sick just trying to watch it.
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