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paddymac
paddymac
WA
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23 Nov 2012 6:56pm
So.... Cooking the kids dinner, nice plump lamb chops fried in a small cast iron pan. Serve it up and there is a centimeter of sizzling hot fat. I notice that a slice of fresh white bread would fit perfectly. Three seconds on each side. Mmmmmmmmmm. I can already feel my arteries hardening, will I go tonight or do I still have a couple of sessions left in me?
pweedas
pweedas
WA
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23 Nov 2012 6:58pm
Go fo rit.
Top it off with ice cream and strawberry jam on toast.
Yummmy.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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23 Nov 2012 7:30pm
People need to eat more lard
busterwa
busterwa
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23 Nov 2012 7:39pm
be inclined to roast the chops for ages till the fats is epic add gravy and onion mix a bit of mash tato and green beans .. nomnom
Snaggers are the bomb in the oven with gravy aswel
southace
southace
SA
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23 Nov 2012 10:58pm
I had half a kg of peeled prawns tossed with a garden salad and thousand island dressing 99.9 fat free
elbeau
elbeau
WA
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23 Nov 2012 9:45pm
Atherosclerosis is the build up of plaque caused by excessive cholesterol. This causes

heart attacks by blocking the cardiac arteries and occluding blood supply, thereby

robbing the heart cells of oxygen. The interesting thing is that atherosclerosis is

systemic. In other words it effects ALL the body's arteries. About 70% of heart

attack victims (in a recent study) reported an inability to attain an erection two

years prior to their myocardial infarct. The blood vessels of the penis are narrower

than the cardiac arteries and it seems that they may block first. This may give

some early warning of when to lay off the bacon.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
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23 Nov 2012 10:16pm
elbeau said...
Atherosclerosis is the build up of plaque caused by excessive cholesterol. This causes

heart attacks by blocking the cardiac arteries and occluding blood supply, thereby

robbing the heart cells of oxygen. The interesting thing is that atherosclerosis is

systemic. In other words it effects ALL the body's arteries. About 70% of heart

attack victims (in a recent study) reported an inability to attain an erection two

years prior to their myocardial infarct. The blood vessels of the penis are narrower

than the cardiac arteries and it seems that they may block first. This may give

some early warning of when to lay off the bacon.


Where have you been that was gold!!!!
pepe47
pepe47
WA
1382 posts
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23 Nov 2012 10:17pm
southace said...
I had half a kg of peeled prawns tossed with a garden salad and thousand island dressing 99.9 fat free


I thought thousand island dressing was a mixture of mayonaise and tomato sauce, could be wrong, but isn't mayo eggs mixed with oil? Can't really be 99.9 can it?
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
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23 Nov 2012 10:20pm
Got as long as the rest of us. It's 2012 isn't it...
GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
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WA, 2371 posts
23 Nov 2012 10:30pm
I really LOVE mushrooms cooked in butter....yummo
southace
southace
SA
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24 Nov 2012 1:37am
pepe47 said...
southace said...
I had half a kg of peeled prawns tossed with a garden salad and thousand island dressing 99.9 fat free


I thought thousand island dressing was a mixture of mayonaise and tomato sauce, could be wrong, but isn't mayo eggs mixed with oil? Can't really be 99.9 can it?


Well it says 98% fat free but I added the 1% to balance error in the labelling!
Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
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23 Nov 2012 11:39pm
Humans have an affliction to things that taste sweet, salty and fatty. If your food has any of these things , it's going to taste good and you'll want more of it.
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
24 Nov 2012 5:06am
I believe eating sugar and lack of exercise is worse than eating fat.
gibberjoe
gibberjoe
SA
956 posts
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24 Nov 2012 8:42am

all your people problems will be solved 21dec 2012 Mayan callenda "Dooms Day", so just hang in there all and dont winge too much, it's gonnna get Ya!
you have three ways to choose, 1 Asteriod hit, like a big hammoriod, 2 the earth egg explodes , jst like a bad egg, 3 black mass grabs the earth and flings it into the ablivious hole.
P>S> take warning.....do not mock this !!!!!!!
elbeau
elbeau
WA
988 posts
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24 Nov 2012 7:07am
doggie said...
elbeau said...
Atherosclerosis is the build up of plaque caused by excessive cholesterol. This causes

heart attacks by blocking the cardiac arteries and occluding blood supply, thereby

robbing the heart cells of oxygen. The interesting thing is that atherosclerosis is

systemic. In other words it effects ALL the body's arteries. About 70% of heart

attack victims (in a recent study) reported an inability to attain an erection two

years prior to their myocardial infarct. The blood vessels of the penis are narrower

than the cardiac arteries and it seems that they may block first. This may give

some early warning of when to lay off the bacon.


Where have you been that was gold!!!!


G'day Doggie. I've been away busily eating pies.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
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24 Nov 2012 7:47am
elbeau said...
Atherosclerosis is the build up of plaque caused by excessive cholesterol. This causes

heart attacks by blocking the cardiac arteries and occluding blood supply, thereby

robbing the heart cells of oxygen. The interesting thing is that atherosclerosis is

systemic. In other words it effects ALL the body's arteries. About 70% of heart

attack victims (in a recent study) reported an inability to attain an erection two

years prior to their myocardial infarct. The blood vessels of the penis are narrower

than the cardiac arteries and it seems that they may block first. This may give

some early warning of when to lay off the bacon.



Cool, next time the doc asks if I have had my cholesterol checked, I can tell him, yes, just recently!

paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
WA, 943 posts
24 Nov 2012 9:39am
Woke up this morning... That's a good start.

southace said...
I had half a kg of peeled prawns tossed with a garden salad and thousand island dressing 99.9 fat free


Just pulled about two kilos of marron from our farm dam, bring on the next risk factor
patsken
patsken
WA
717 posts
WA, 717 posts
24 Nov 2012 9:53am
The tub of "dripping" - which is the leftover fat from roasts - was a fixture in most houses where I grew up.

There was nothing better than a piece of toast with a thick layer of dripping with lots of salt and pepper for an after school snack.....

I wouldn't eat it now though -- yuk!!!
GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
2371 posts
WA, 2371 posts
24 Nov 2012 11:06am
paddymac said...


Just pulled about two kilos of marron from our farm dam


Well excuse us......all I have is a backyard full of mozzies
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
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24 Nov 2012 11:14am
GypsyDrifter said...
paddymac said...


Just pulled about two kilos of marron from our farm dam


Well excuse us......all I have is a backyard full of mozzies


His profile says he lives in the city so the farm can't be too far from Perth, roadtrip? Mmmm Marron.
sn
sn
WA
2775 posts
sn sn
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24 Nov 2012 8:31pm
early november we were at kangaroo island for our tenth anniversary,

local bloke there moans about the problems with escaped marron from commercial operations that have gone feral on the island.

direct opposite to W.A.
they are not allowed to throw back any marron caught- and there are plenty of huge marron!, but yabbies are restricted.

also have feral pig, and deer too.

there is a healthy population of fat hunters to be found on kangaroo island!
paddymac
paddymac
WA
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24 Nov 2012 8:43pm
For what it's worth, I used grated carrot in stockings for the first time, with a few dog biscuits. Worked a treat.
Hamsta
Hamsta
505 posts
505 posts
24 Nov 2012 9:56pm
Beaglebuddy said...
I believe eating sugar and lack of exercise is worse than eating fat.


White sugar is poison. You would be better off eating the fat from Lamb chops than puting sugar in a coffee/tea. I had no idea just how bad white sugar is until I went through withdrawals. No sugar in cooking/tea/coffee and it has been a challenge finding ready made foods that I can eat that are sans sugar.
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
25 Nov 2012 5:17am
"How long have I got..."

Should ask the GF, they know best... [}:)]
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Nov 2012 8:24pm
mmm... marron. They go walkabout don't they. Pity they don't walk over here.
RPM
RPM
WA
1549 posts
RPM RPM
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25 Nov 2012 7:49pm
southace said...
I had half a kg of peeled prawns tossed with a garden salad and thousand island dressing 99.9 fat free


sounds like your a bit of a hipster!
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
25 Nov 2012 11:30pm
paddymac said...
For what it's worth, I used grated carrot in stockings for the first time, with a few dog biscuits. Worked a treat.


Paddymac, that sounds like a low fat snack; but does the stocking get caught in your teeth?
DaylightDebt
DaylightDebt
WA
296 posts
WA, 296 posts
25 Nov 2012 10:19pm
Hamsta said...
Beaglebuddy said...
I believe eating sugar and lack of exercise is worse than eating fat.


White sugar is poison. You would be better off eating the fat from Lamb chops than puting sugar in a coffee/tea. I had no idea just how bad white sugar is until I went through withdrawals. No sugar in cooking/tea/coffee and it has been a challenge finding ready made foods that I can eat that are sans sugar.


I have often wondered how hard giving up sugar would be, how long did it take to for the cravings to stop? did you use a substitute or go cold turkey?
paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
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25 Nov 2012 10:22pm
As a kid we had grilled lamb chops at least once a week. The best part was getting some bread and wiping it on the crunch/fatty residue left on the top of the grill tray (most of the fat dripped through below). The pure fat version this weekend was good but not as good as the grill.

GypsyD... mushies with heaps of butter and heaps of salt... very hard to beat!

Have a look at these beauties


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Nov 2012 10:03pm
still alive?
BabaORiley
BabaORiley
WA
434 posts
WA, 434 posts
26 Nov 2012 8:25pm
elbeau said...
Atherosclerosis is the build up of plaque caused by excessive cholesterol. This causes

heart attacks by blocking the cardiac arteries and occluding blood supply, thereby

robbing the heart cells of oxygen. The interesting thing is that atherosclerosis is

systemic. In other words it effects ALL the body's arteries. About 70% of heart

attack victims (in a recent study) reported an inability to attain an erection two

years prior to their myocardial infarct. The blood vessels of the penis are narrower

than the cardiac arteries and it seems that they may block first. This may give

some early warning of when to lay off the bacon.


If i start to go limp later in life i will be poppin Viagra, but i will go get a check up too.
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