GONADS ! Who has them? Roadtest please

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gibberjoe
gibberjoe
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6 Jan 2012 9:36am

that french mob PIP that make boob implants apparently

makes goolie implants too anyone here using them

never heard of this till now, just dont know how a couple 100g's of sillycone

could be an advantage ............comments please
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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WA, 2331 posts
6 Jan 2012 7:16am
Maybe if you've had testicular cancer, and had one removed, you might like a new one to keep you balanced.
slainte
slainte
QLD
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6 Jan 2012 11:01am
Budgie smuggler enhancements maybe
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
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6 Jan 2012 9:12am
Body builders use them????
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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6 Jan 2012 9:19am
Yeah, I have got a couple.

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion

boofy
boofy
NSW
2110 posts
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6 Jan 2012 12:58pm
gibberjoe said...


that french mob PIP that make boob implants apparently

makes goolie implants too anyone here using them

never heard of this till now, just dont know how a couple 100g's of sillycone

could be an advantage ............comments please

Yeah I got a couple they have built in LED,s that flash, one red and one green to guide me in when its dark remember "green to green when travelling upstream"

tightlines
tightlines
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6 Jan 2012 10:45am
So the old saying "grow a pair" is now redundant, you can just go and buy a set as big as you want.
highnoon
highnoon
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602 posts
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6 Jan 2012 1:47pm
I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.
It might even get him back in the ballpark with the ladies,
boofy
boofy
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2110 posts
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6 Jan 2012 1:55pm
highnoon said...

I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.
It might even get him back in the ballpark with the ladies,

Ha Ha my Staffy went on a rampage of chewing everything in sight for days after losing his, he was gonna teach me a lesson for removing his 2 favourite things in the whole world
highnoon
highnoon
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602 posts
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6 Jan 2012 2:30pm


Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days

pweedas
pweedas
WA
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6 Jan 2012 4:51pm
highnoon said...

I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.
It might even get him back in the ballpark with the ladies,


Yeah,.. get him a nice big pair so you can kick him in them when he's naughty.
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
6 Jan 2012 6:01pm
highnoon said...



Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days




You savage .... Howwwwwwwwwwlllllll
chrispychru
chrispychru
QLD
7932 posts
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6 Jan 2012 8:10pm
highnoon said...



Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days




not a bit to much love in the dinner bowl at all
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
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6 Jan 2012 11:52pm
Carantoc said...

Yeah, I have got a couple.

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion




Give's a whole new meaning to the old saying,
"don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire"
slainte
slainte
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6 Jan 2012 10:54pm
BulldogPup said...

highnoon said...



Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days




You savage .... Howwwwwwwwwwlllllll


Run Pup Run
bobajob
bobajob
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1535 posts
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6 Jan 2012 11:02pm
gibberjoe said...


that french mob PIP that make boob implants apparently

makes goolie implants too anyone here using them

never heard of this till now, just dont know how a couple 100g's of sillycone

could be an advantage ............comments please


Oh ***, I read Google implants and thought you were all .... well um obsessed not to mention pisse*
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
7 Jan 2012 12:49am
highnoon said...

I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.


That reminds me of the definition of a 'ball race'.
The dog (or cat) running one step in front of the vet.
Ian K
Ian K
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4169 posts
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7 Jan 2012 9:42am
Yes it's hard to find a good vet, there's one in Canberra, got two pups 6 yrs ago. Bring 'em back in 8 weeks, I'll desex her, don't worry about him he won't have pups.

And he was right Clydie hasn't had pups, never met an undesexed female either. Does desexing male dogs do anything for the unwanted dog problem? I don't think so.
highnoon
highnoon
VIC
602 posts
VIC, 602 posts
7 Jan 2012 3:00pm
Your right in a way, ...........BUT.................
The main reason for desexing male bullies and staffies is not to control birth rates, (it does help though)
but rather due to the high percentages for prostate cancer in the future if you don't !
( these breeds are high risk for this problem) and hip displacement
My last dog "GROMMET" wasn't done, and I had to put him down early due to cancer.
Ian K said...

Yes it's hard to find a good vet, there's one in Canberra, got two pups 6 yrs ago. Bring 'em back in 8 weeks, I'll desex her, don't worry about him he won't have pups.

And he was right Clydie hasn't had pups, never met an undesexed female either. Does desexing male dogs do anything for the unwanted dog problem? I don't think so.


Sorry gibberjoe, not tryin to change the subject
CHEERS

GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
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7 Jan 2012 7:06pm
Carantoc said...

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion


Hahaha!

Sorry to tell you but your real gonads are in safe storage at a secret and secure location.

The ones on the mantelpiece are only there to make you fell like you still have some change of reclaiming them.

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
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9 Jan 2012 9:09am
GalahOnTheBay said...

Carantoc said...

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion


Hahaha!

Sorry to tell you but your real gonads are in safe storage at a secret and secure location.

The ones on the mantelpiece are only there to make you fell like you still have some change of reclaiming them.




They must be with my dreams and aspirations, along with my self esteem, credit card pin number and nights out with my mates.

She took them all for safe keeping.

SomeOtherGuy
SomeOtherGuy
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
9 Jan 2012 12:22pm
^^^^

You better hope she doesn't see this thread otherwise she may decide to take them out of safe storage and give them a good kick, just as a reminder!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
9 Jan 2012 9:57am
49% of my gonands are vagina.
Thank fk for that 1%
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
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9 Jan 2012 1:15pm
tightlines said...

So the old saying "grow a pair" is now redundant, you can just go and buy a set as big as you want.


A quote from my girlfriend on "growing a pair"....

"Why do people always use the term, grow some balls when they are trying to tell someone to toughen up?
Balls are soft and sensitive. If you really want to toughen up, grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding"
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
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9 Jan 2012 3:51pm
Ummm,..,.. where does she live?
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