Funny names for pet chickens

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kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
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29 Dec 2012 12:10pm
After much pleading my wife got a chicken coop for her 30th birthday. We picked up 2 chickens yesterday and they are settling in well. Isa Browns - orangey browney colour with white markings.

Friends of ours have 2 chooks "Princess Layer" and "Cluck Norris".

So we reckon they have set the bar pretty high for names. We're struggling to think of any good ones.

Anyone?
Skid
Skid
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29 Dec 2012 12:16pm
hmmm can't really help. None of my chickens have names; except for the rooster, he is called "Laksa"
Skid
Skid
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29 Dec 2012 12:20pm
I can, however, help with ideas for laying boxes.
My hens have other boxes available but only use these two...


Before I added the microve, things got a little crowded (4 in here)...






kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
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29 Dec 2012 1:29pm
Yeh I suggested "Tikka" and "Nugget", they didn't go down too well.

That tv was pretty popular
Markmyword
Markmyword
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29 Dec 2012 1:51pm
We have 2 chickens with quite boring names apparently.

Lilly - Black chicken
Goldie - Which is a red chicken

These were bought so we could have a constant supply of eggs, but they have become more pets than anything. Better trained than a bloody dog. They come to my wife when called by name. Heaven help me if i joke about cooking one up for dinner. I get the angry eyes and silent treatment from both my wife and daughter.

Maybe you could call one Chicken little

GypsyDrifter
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29 Dec 2012 12:27pm
Hook and Crook were mine
theDoctor
theDoctor
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29 Dec 2012 3:35pm


beryl, meryl, cheryl - all red heads

tyrel, oprah, shaniqua - black chicks

ditzy, mitzy, shazz - all dumb blondes
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
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29 Dec 2012 3:38pm
kiteboy dave said...

After much pleading my wife got a chicken coop for her 30th birthday. We picked up 2 chickens yesterday and they are settling in well. Isa Browns - orangey browney colour with white markings.



I always knew you were a preper.
NotWal
NotWal
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29 Dec 2012 2:51pm
Babs and Lola.
T 11
T 11
TAS
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29 Dec 2012 4:16pm
makes them tougher to eat if they have names
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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29 Dec 2012 1:45pm
My mate's ones were Book-book and Begerrk
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
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29 Dec 2012 3:56pm
^^ I like that
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
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29 Dec 2012 3:58pm
FlySurfer said...
kiteboy dave said...

After much pleading my wife got a chicken coop for her 30th birthday....

I always knew you were a prepper.


Yeah we can have 2 roasts now after the zombie apocalypse happens. Sorted.
Buster fin
Buster fin
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29 Dec 2012 2:09pm
What's wrong with Rex of Fifi?
myusernam
myusernam
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29 Dec 2012 4:16pm
kleenex
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sn
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29 Dec 2012 3:54pm
Mums chooks were called Mrs Brown, Mrs White, and Mrs Black (6 of each of them)

I tended to refer to them generically as "foxbait" as they proved to be a bit disposable.

stephen
bumstein
bumstein
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29 Dec 2012 4:53pm
Wet and wild
stuk
stuk
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29 Dec 2012 8:41pm
Foxbait 1 & 2 ...thats what happened to our last lot
Saffer
Saffer
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29 Dec 2012 8:55pm
Darth Layder
Mother Clucker
Wanga F One
Wanga F One
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29 Dec 2012 8:00pm
Karen & Beth. Once had a pig named Colin.
Carantoc
Carantoc
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29 Dec 2012 6:27pm
theDoctor
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Adapt
Adapt
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29 Dec 2012 9:24pm
Kai

Albert Eggstein

Pox
Stuthepirate
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29 Dec 2012 10:11pm
Hen Solo
Attilla the hen
Lord Cluckington and Lady Egsalot
Julia Gillard - 'cos she can go cluck herself
Pitbull
Pitbull
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29 Dec 2012 8:16pm
# 43 (with black bean sauce)
The5MetreKid
The5MetreKid
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29 Dec 2012 10:35pm
Any of these will do

cisco
cisco
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30 Dec 2012 12:04am
kiteboy dave said...
So we reckon they have set the bar pretty high for names. We're struggling to think of any good ones.

Anyone?



How about "Book - book"?

hamburglar
hamburglar
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30 Dec 2012 1:50am
Tandoori and pox

thePup
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29 Dec 2012 11:22pm
Roast , Cold , Lemon
Jono77
Jono77
WA
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30 Dec 2012 8:31am
Bourbon & Coke
Bourbon = Brown chook
Coke = Black chook
evlPanda
evlPanda
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30 Dec 2012 2:09pm
kiteboy dave said...
Friends of ours have 2 chooks "Princess Layer" and "Cluck Norris".


Chook Norris.
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
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30 Dec 2012 1:46pm
They're going to know our chook names so no star wars and no norris variations.

My wife has come up with some more...

Jet Lay
Pecky Chan

gregory Peck

Poultrygiest and Eggsorcism

Goldie Hen
Yolk-O Ono
John Hennon
Susan Sarandhen
Mary-Louise Pecker
Dolly Parthen
Marilyn Manshen
Diane KeatHen
Ozzy Eggsborn
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