FAILED ! Shark eating dogs ?

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Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 4:53pm
HERE IS PLACE FOR THE BEST ADVERTISING SLOGAN EVER !!!! FAILED

WELCOME TO PERTH !!!

The footage of the dog bitting the shark will be used in our turist campaign overseas ..
WTF ?





for sure ! that the best campaign to scary sh**t of West Coast tourist.
Watch now for dogs , guys!
Everybody come to Gold Coast now.
Our dogs don't bites !!
and our sharks are smaller

, you hardly can see them so close in the water.

FAILED CAMPAIGN !

Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 5:13pm
New campaing for Alice Springs overseas ideas

HEY EVERYBODY !! DON"T GO ON THE EAST COAST - THEY HAVE JELLY
DONT GO ON THE WEST EITHER - THEY GOT SHARKS AND DOGS THAT BITE

COME TO OUR DESERT in ALICE SPRINGS



We have got camels only

FAILED ?
Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 5:24pm
VICTORIA IS THE PLACE TO BE !!

OUR HERO "SAM " KOALA THAT SURVIVED BIG FIRE, ENJOYS GOOD JOINT EVERYDAY SINCE



COME AND JOIN ME !!
HAVE A SMOKE
Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 5:28pm
LADY'S ONLY SPECIAL !!

EVER AFRAID OF RODDENTS ?? NOT ANYMORE

COME TO TASMANIA




Pet our cutie Tobbie The Rat

He don't bite, and you can tiggle him under the chin !!

He loves it



and if you like him you can take with you back to Paris

Our tailors are the best craftsmans and we qaurantie your fur will fit perfectly - or money back
Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 5:43pm
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Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 5:56pm
GOLD MINE COAL MINE

WELCOME !!

Only in BALLARAT you can get a Golden Nugget 10 ounce FREE with every Ticket




(*made of skim milk and sugar free)






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That not a Europe you moron and don't you know that we drive on the left side of the road ??

You must have an insurance ?

Otherwise you will pay me for flat tire on my truck now "

slainte
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21 Jul 2011 6:08pm
Kiwi hooker bros




Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 6:11pm
slainte said...

Kiwi hooker bros







Good one,
Can't wait for her to take that fancy fur off
Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 6:17pm
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

$5 each




Freshly imported angels. Get one and we give you one free !!!




(for sure if I were Christmas Island citizen I will be more concern of their 'US' quality imports.
Should they install Guttling Gun on the Mexico border to shut that bird in the fly )

laceys lane
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21 Jul 2011 6:26pm
Macroscien said...

WELCOME TO PERTH !!!

The footage of the dog bitting the shark will be used in our turist campaign overseas ..
WTF ?





for sure ! that the best campaign to scary sh**t of West Coast tourist.
Watch now for dogs , guys!
Everybody come to Gold Coast now.
Our dogs don't bites !!
and our sharks are smaller

, you hardly can see them so close in the water.

FAILED CAMPAIGN !


can you give us the link, i would like to see that
cheers
Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 6:31pm
laceys lane said...
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can you give us the link, i would like to see that
cheers


Done, above ,cheers
Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 6:40pm
COME BACK TO AFRICA

(you all s**t eating m**r f***)

MYSTERY WORLD !!! ???






You don't for sure want see what I see
and giraffe see below that scary s**t of her that much to jump the tree.

What it could be ???

Come to visit our beautiful and mysterious Africa and learn by yourself !!



Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 6:59pm
THIS WEEK ONLY OCEAN CRUISES
BE QUICK !! TICKETS SELLING FAST !!

Our CRUISER may not last either for long as a leaky a bit, so be quick



or book that one !! don't need much fancy clothes or sunglasses on the trip as we are not going to any ports on the way !! All round the world trip underwater !!


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21 Jul 2011 7:22pm
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The best hotel in the town !!

- is fully - booked- sorry

But we still have some accommodation by city main street !!!

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only $1 a night


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sorry beds are sheet free !!
sorry S**ty beds are free!!!
no... sheets for the beds are free!!
no back again...
you are free to S**t in the bed !!
s**ty shower is free too,
and sh**t served at 6am for breakfast



Macroscien
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21 Jul 2011 10:12pm
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