HERE IS PLACE FOR THE BEST ADVERTISING SLOGAN EVER !!!! FAILED

WELCOME TO PERTH !!!

The footage of the dog bitting the shark will be used in our turist campaign overseas ..
WTF ?





for sure ! that the best campaign to scary sh**t of West Coast tourist.
Watch now for dogs , guys!
Everybody come to Gold Coast now.
Our dogs don't bites !!
and our sharks are smaller

, you hardly can see them so close in the water.

FAILED CAMPAIGN !

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Should they install Guttling Gun on the Mexico border to shut that bird in the fly )

laceys lane said...
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can you give us the link, i would like to see that
cheers

Done, above ,cheers

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