Grumpy old man rant.
F^$&n dogs at cafes. May as well get takeaway and go down to the dog park for a coffee . Barking and pissing and drueling while you eat. I like doggo's but they aren't people, if you want to go out for a coffee and a bite leave your dog at home.
Yep. ![]()
Places I go the pooches are better behaved than the humans.

Actually I prefer my dogs company to most people.
errrgh, nah, not for me.
I ain't no mamby-pamby vegetarian or nuffink, I don't mind a good steak or nice piece of fish, but if they were serving dog I think I'd go elsewhere.