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Cookie Clicker

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Created by kiteboy dave > 9 months ago, 24 Sep 2013
kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
24 Sep 2013 10:12PM
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Utterly stupid, really dumb, thoroughly pointless game:

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

I discovered it this avo, now making over 200,000 per second.

Enjoy.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Sep 2013 12:50PM
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3.3 cookies/second and I've achieved RSI.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Sep 2013 5:12PM
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God help me. 200K per second.



The game exploits something in human nature that is a combination of compounding interest, the golden ratio, and chocolate chip cookies.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Sep 2013 5:24PM
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...This is not as mindless a game as it first appears.

At first I had RSI, now I have ROI.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
25 Sep 2013 5:41PM
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I need a new mouse..and only on 139.6 cookies p/s after about 15mins!

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
25 Sep 2013 7:59PM
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I just can't quite close the tab


btw guess how it stores where you're up to?














































Cookies.

Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
25 Sep 2013 9:38PM
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every time you play, a cheesy dance music song is released on radio metro.....


evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
26 Sep 2013 10:18AM
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kiteboy dave said..





Team Oracle has edged ahead.

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
26 Sep 2013 11:36AM
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I thought it was impossible for there to be anything more pointless than the 'cookie clicker' game. Except maybe contributing to this thread. (Oops, I just did.)

Poida
WA, 1922 posts
26 Sep 2013 2:55PM
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i wish u hadnt posted this

7tim
VIC, 89 posts
26 Sep 2013 6:13PM
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When it all gets too much and you want it to end, type:

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javascript: Game.RuinTheFun()

into your browser while you're on the game page. (Chrome only)

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
26 Sep 2013 7:22PM
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^ good one, end it in style!

It was killing my poor old computer, Chrome is the only thing it runs well but that was a bit much for it.

Rails
QLD, 1371 posts
27 Sep 2013 8:43AM
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Game.frenzy=Game.fps*10; Game.frenzyPower=100000000000000000000; Game.recalculateGains=10; Game.Popup('Short Frenzy! Cookie production x1000 for 1 second!'); undefined

How to get cookies quickly


GreenPat
QLD, 4095 posts
28 Sep 2013 10:09AM
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Game started 4 hours ago, making over 1,000,000 cookies per second, should be able to buy my first antimatter condenser in a few more minutes...

GreenPat
QLD, 4095 posts
28 Sep 2013 10:23AM
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And then it was +2M CpS

Rails
QLD, 1371 posts
29 Jul 2014 1:56PM
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revivAL

GreenPat
QLD, 4095 posts
29 Jul 2014 2:26PM
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Got boring after exploring the bulk of the non-cheated options and a fair few of the cheated ones. Nice to come back every few months to see what they've added to the game though.


Mark _australia
WA, 23480 posts
29 Jul 2014 2:22PM
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Geez and you people pay out on those with 12000 posts here

Dezman
NSW, 818 posts
29 Jul 2014 4:44PM
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Mark _australia said..
Geez and you people pay out on those with 12000 posts here


Well if you do short ones they add up :D

wonder who has typed the most?

Hey Sea Breeze Gods please enlighten us to this question, doh this reply was meant to be short.

myusernam
QLD, 6154 posts
29 Jul 2014 5:37PM
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forgive my maths, but is it better to keep buying little things and multiplying that way, or save up a bit more and get a bigger multiplier?

GreenPat
QLD, 4095 posts
29 Jul 2014 6:50PM
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myusernam said..
forgive my maths, but is it better to keep buying little things and multiplying that way, or save up a bit more and get a bigger multiplier?


Go big or go home. Fastest way to dominate the cookieverse is to get the biggest things you can as soon as you can.

cameron2156
WA, 149 posts
30 Jul 2014 8:53AM
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additively annoying game,

Paradox
QLD, 1326 posts
30 Jul 2014 4:06PM
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GreenPat said..

myusernam said..
forgive my maths, but is it better to keep buying little things and multiplying that way, or save up a bit more and get a bigger multiplier?



Go big or go home. Fastest way to dominate the cookieverse is to get the biggest things you can as soon as you can.


and nail those golden cookies.....



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