Macroscien said...

Competition for most absurdal but still probable CONSPIRACY THEORY

My shot is in carbon tax and aliens invasion

Since there is no any scientific reason to introduce new absurd tax - the carbon tax is the result of the deal made by our Governments with the ALIENS that require to pay ransom for out human existance

The prove will be Abbotts abolishing carbon tax and immediate invasion of UFO Martians to restore our contribution.
Isn't Julia looks a bit " greeny" recently

Ahh, the spelling, grammer and punctuation conspiracy...

OR is it the conspiracy conspiracy?

Aww heck, I'm going inside and locking the doors.

Waterloo said...

Ahh, the spelling, grammer and punctuation conspiracy...

Grammar.

It be the way you does put the words into those sentences things, man!

Oh, I've won this sheet hands down...

Free t-shirt and I'll unleash..

Keep in mind the early leaks today of the discovery of the higgs bosom

Seabreeze was established so the broader watersport community could find out about the evils of fluoride and what vapour trails actually mean.

Wake up people seabreeze is a mind control tool....And Laurie is the evil genisus preparing to take over the world...

The Carantoc Theory : Higgs-Boson experiment is actually modelling for the New World Order / single world government

From what I can work out the Higgs Boson stuff involves smashing angry little particles into each other trillions of times to try to generate a tiny speck of nothing that lasts for a few thousands of a milli-second before disappearing forever, not having much affect on anything, but at the same time being the fundamental building block of the universe.

It seems to me that parliament envolves a hundred tiny little minds angrily smashing each other about for no particular reason and about once every trillion years a tiny little good idea emerges from somebody, before almost instantly disappearing, never to be heard of again - seemingly proving the quantity of good ideas coming from government are infinitely small yet somehow the government remains the fundamental building block of society.

Hence the Higgs-Boson is just trying to work out exactly how government works, doesn't self implode instantaneously and how all the other little particles in the world are held back by some unknown force and don't smash the government particles into 1,000 little pieces.

Tony Abbott is Prince Charles brother.
Look at the farkin ears.

Your life is a reality TV show. Wait for it.

The producers in their zest to make the show as absolutely real as possible, starkly real, hyper-real even, have used unconventional production techniques. They randomly selected you from the phone book (when you were much younger and we still had phone books, before silent numbers, when there was just one telephone in the kitchen)... from the phone book but to keep things hyper-real they were blindfolded when they did it, and the pages were shuffled etc. So nobody in the production team knows who you are.

This means you are carrying out your day-to-day life without any distraction from television crews or whatever that would contaminate your real life. You are perfectly natural on the show.

There is no script, no camera, no audience and you don't know you are the star. Your life is a super-hyper-reality TV show.

And the Beatles never existed.

the earth is flat

CMC said...

That we're only in it for the oil....... Is that a conspiracy?

sorry that's a truth so you are out

Living in Cannington, i daily watch the incoming jumbo jets fly low over my house preparing to land.

Funny i have not yet seen any trail EVER from one of these planes.

Of course,the atmosphere or something in Perth is never conducive for the formation of these trails

In the UK, as the aluminium/assorted trails spread out, it blocks the passage of sunshine,can't have the Poms getting their daily intake of vitamin D now can we