Topic opener....
I was wondering if anyone else had the theory that Chinese warships coming to visit were actually just trying to find out to what 'extent' duotone has flooded the market with their adverts in the last few years
.or if that was just me having too much wee# on my hammock hangamata
To be honest when i was living in sri lanka where they make duotone etc china had entire modern towns there for theyre road workers etc
if anything i think they wanted to drop off some fentanyl and theyre useing alfred as the last step courier ill be braveing the storm with half a dozen crackies i have ratchet strapped together like a 90s cat piss gak powered swiss army man meets castaway a xylaxine seeking flotilla if you will.
I'm impressed they've done a much better job than the Russians did back in 2014.
They sent a cruiser,an oiler and a tug/salvage vessel down the pacific, but only really loitered of the NE coast before having to return home.
None of the extra miles the Chinese have managed, and definitely weren't able to spin up a drug distribution cyclone.
My god thats it! A drug distribution cyclone!
Like swirling a bottle of beer around to create the vortex for it to empty faster if i was to spin the cats before bleeding them out to sell the blood i could drain them faster and get more of the product.
A live stock spinner to assist in draining!
*For context one of my jobs is to feed cats steroids then we sell theyre steroid rich blood to vet surgerys
See kids this is whats possible if you dont focus on your boomer tvs 
Perhaps they were just testing there new cyclone weapon?
Take that conspiracy and roll with that.
