OUCH!
I guess your only consolation is,..... you probably poisoned the dog.

better put it down
lucky it was not the kid

Well ..... I guess you shouldn't tease it !

Bloody hell Greeny, just as well you had your willy tied around the other leg that day.

Get well soon, report the f'ken dog, give your medical bills to the owner

looks more like the bite of a misguided/kinky vampire ???

shouldnt of stop feeding him

elmo said...

Bloody hell Greeny, just as well you had your willy tied around the other leg that day.

Get well soon, report the f'ken dog, give your medical bills to the owner

Thanks for the ego boost Elmz
Unfortunately it wasnt the dogs fault.
I heard puppies yelping over the back fence and decided to jump it to see what was going on when I was mauled by the puppies mother
What kind of idiot would do that? Hehehe
Nar seriously the story goes like this... I was doing some work at a mates house, his dog is viscious as hell, so he locked it in the laundry for me.
He was at work and his wife was out shopping, so he gave me the key to the automatic roller door as the roof space access is in the garage.
While I was working out the back his wife came home and let the dog out of the laundry so it could roam around the house. It pissed in the kitchen so she put it in the garage not knowing that I had the key. As she was cleaning up the dog piss, which I didnt know happened, I went around to the front and pressed the roller door key, and as I turned my back to get the ladder, all of a sudden with no warning, I had a Blue Heeler hanging off my ass. YEEOUCH!!!
It was just a series of events which ended up in me being bitten.
If I had been a few minutes late, she would have finished cleaning up his mess and put the dog back in the laundry.
Who knows? But I dont hold a grudge and all is well... apart from my leg which is now turning feral and is about to drop off due to rabies

Man!! imagine if your 5yo son had been standing next to you!! If that were my dog I'd put it down before a tragedy occurs.

Greenroom said...

... Nar seriously the story goes like this... I was doing some work at a mates house, his dog is viscious as hell, so he locked it in the laundry for me.
He was at work and his wife was out shopping, so he gave me the key to the automatic roller door as the roof space access is in the garage.
While I was working out the back his wife came home and let the dog out of the laundry so it could roam around the house. It pissed in the kitchen so she put it in the garage not knowing that I had the key. As she was cleaning up the dog piss, which I didnt know happened, I went around to the front and pressed the roller door key, and as I turned my back to get the ladder, all of a sudden with no warning, I had a Blue Heeler hanging off my ass. YEEOUCH!!!
It was just a series of events which ended up in me being bitten.
If I had been a few minutes late, she would have finished cleaning up his mess and put the dog back in the laundry.
Who knows? But I dont hold a grudge and all is well... apart from my leg which is now turning feral and is about to drop off due to rabies

Oh, I thought Miller had forgotten to tell you the safety word, again.

Thanks for putting me straight.

Greenroom said...

elmo said...

Bloody hell Greeny, just as well you had your willy tied around the other leg that day.

Get well soon, report the f'ken dog, give your medical bills to the owner

Thanks for the ego boost Elmz
Unfortunately it wasnt the dogs fault.
I heard puppies yelping over the back fence and decided to jump it to see what was going on when I was mauled by the puppies mother
What kind of idiot would do that? Hehehe
Nar seriously the story goes like this... I was doing some work at a mates house, his dog is viscious as hell, so he locked it in the laundry for me.
He was at work and his wife was out shopping, so he gave me the key to the automatic roller door as the roof space access is in the garage.
While I was working out the back his wife came home and let the dog out of the laundry so it could roam around the house. It pissed in the kitchen so she put it in the garage not knowing that I had the key. As she was cleaning up the dog piss, which I didnt know happened, I went around to the front and pressed the roller door key, and as I turned my back to get the ladder, all of a sudden with no warning, I had a Blue Heeler hanging off my ass. YEEOUCH!!!
It was just a series of events which ended up in me being bitten.
If I had been a few minutes late, she would have finished cleaning up his mess and put the dog back in the laundry.
Who knows? But I dont hold a grudge and all is well... apart from my leg which is now turning feral and is about to drop off due to rabies

and just one more "series of events" would have had the dog in the street and who knows what would have happened.

Have the dog humanely put down, then brutaly murder your mate and his partner with a chain saw before turning the tree lopper on yourself!

How bloody stupid can people be?

"Honestly officer, I didn't know it was loaded."

"I was only doing 80kms/hr, the kid shouldn't have run out in street, even if it is a 60km/hr zone his mother should have had hold of him."

Funny how these things come back around and bite us in the arse, or close by in this case.

arancini said...

Hey Greeny mon, how come you got whitey legs? uh!

LMAO Because my mum was a whitey. I got her legs but I ended up with my dads nose

hills said...

I guess you have to weigh up how you'd feel forcing them to have it put down, which i believe is your right now it has mauled you, compared to how you'd feel if or when you hear it has mauled or killed a child. Your decision!

Bear in mind this is coming from someone who has owned Bull Terriers for over 25 years without the slightest hint of aggression towards anyone in any of them.

Bull terriers were bread to hunt and kill rats, not to be agressive enough to stand up to the likes of a beef breed bull that doesn't want to go through a gate like our friend the blue healer.

Greenie
Have a read of www.dogbreedinfo.com/australiancattledog.htm and you might begin to understand where your friends went wrong and how there is no way this will just sort itself out.

"It can be very dog aggressive, for its dominance level is high."

Stricknien on a nice t-bone over the fence in a cupla months after the incident is a distant memory.It's rough i know but sheeeeze think of the children...the CHIEELLLDREN.....
Seriously there's no room for vicious dogs in the burbs.The owners of this mutt must take responsibility and do the right thing.
RSPCA have a test for dogs to be re-homed.This particular dog would fail and be put down.

MMM it's a toughie alright.

I had a mad-as-a-cut-snake dog for 8 years. I got her as a puppy from the pound - she was going to be popped in the melon the next morning if I didn't take her (yes i am a sucker). she seemed ok, until i realised she was slowed down by an infected paw - 3 days later Fk-a-duck!! Hyper-doggy!!

Anyway I put up with the dog's antics until my 1st kiddy came along. Kept them seperate and never, ever turned my back on the dog. The real trouble started when the youngster started to walk. A number of times the dog (through a security screen door) went ballistic at the nipper thinking no-one was about. Not actually an aggressive dog - just a simple pack creature. Still cuccooning the kiddy indoors was not going to last.

Sigh... it was hard to do but after 6 months of trying constantly to find a home for the dog, including advertising in the Quoaka - only to have low-life losers spin me lies to get the dog (wanting a dog for illegal dog fights I think - Staffy/Rhodesian cross that looked like a Pitbull) I finally gave in and took her for the big sleep.

It was bloody hard to do, but she would have caused damage/harm in another environ for sure. I am positive the dog would have had a go at my kiddy eventually too.

Word ya mate up - the dog will eventually have a go at someone else and probably cause more harm than it did to ya lilly white stumps (probably earn him a lawsuit too). Time for the big sleep.

hills said...

[ they were bread specifically for dog fighting. That said the aggression has been bread out of them many years ago. I only mentioned that to point out I'm not a dog hater, in fact I love them, but wouldn't tolerate one that acted like above.

www.bullterrier.kiev.ua/bullterriers/bullterriershistory.html

Anyway I agree with all of your other points!

it's moot point but, doesn't that (the bolded bit) mean I was right about the bullies breeding anyway?

Whereas the healer is still bred for intelligence, dominance and agression.