"Yes, president Jinping? Oh, you said we need 9 MILLION bicycles? I thought you said 9 BILLION. Ooops, sorry. Maybe we can off-load them to Sydney, and litter their streets instead?"
Junking their Flying Pigeons? They'll regret it. All those little princes have grown up into fat narcissists driving Beamers. They are all going croak from heart disease at 50 unless they stick to their bikes. Then they'll get run over.
it has started on the gold coast too. random orange bikes left standing around, and in odd places
i think it'll take a while for most people to realise, and get used to, the point that taking one is not stealing. I haven't seen anyone actually riding one yet
