ALP in melt down !!! Yeah it's boiling

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SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
22 Feb 2012 10:37pm
And Kev has turned up the heat , chucked in some chili stood back and poured himself a chards .
Oh don't you just love politicians when they do stuff like this ?

Will Kev pay for his own fight home after pulling the pin ?

Will Jules get her speech writers to do the work fast enough for the next press conference ?

Will she be able to sound suitably horrified at this turn of events ?

Will enough of the labour dogs turn and bite her ? And carry Kev on their shoulders to the victory celebrations ?

Or will our new prime minister step out from the wings disguised as Greg Combi mild mannered poli fighting for good and against Evil , and for the rights of all thick framed spectical warers ?

For answers to these questions and more stay tuned to " these dropkicks are in control of our dreary lives "
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
22 Feb 2012 9:49pm
Joolia has called a caucus meeting for Monday to finally rid the leadership monkey from Labor's back.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
22 Feb 2012 10:53pm
One question can be answered now.

KRUDD won't pay a dollar to fly back home or to pay for the taxi from the airport to his home.
bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
QLD, 1535 posts
22 Feb 2012 9:56pm
^^^^^^ Tony Abbott will pay his fair and roll out the red carpet!
knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
WA, 319 posts
22 Feb 2012 10:24pm
Couldn't stand Rudd, Can't stand Jooliar, will definitely hate Abbott. Does it really matter?
bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
QLD, 1535 posts
23 Feb 2012 12:30am
^^^Knigit Lawson, beautiful poetry!
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
22 Feb 2012 10:34pm
last ditched effort for labour before that other tosser gets in ! maybe he will address some key issues! Mabe its the devil you know is..
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
23 Feb 2012 8:42am
Banish the foul creature back to the 'burbs.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
23 Feb 2012 11:03am
Pugwash said...

Banish the foul creature back to the 'burbs Welshpool.


Fixed it for ya.

sn
sn
WA
2775 posts
sn sn
WA, 2775 posts
23 Feb 2012 9:16am
I hope you dont mean our Welshpool (in Perth)

we dont want have much use for politicians here,

(no need for them- the place is run by big business)

stephen
Cambodge
Cambodge
VIC
851 posts
VIC, 851 posts
23 Feb 2012 12:54pm
Most disappointing aspect of the ALP meltdown...that the LNP now have even less reason to replace Abbott with Turnbull.

At this rate I'll be spoiling my ballot paper on election day. ALP too dysfunctional and I just could not bring myself to vote for Abbott. He's just too polarising, too cock-sure of himself.

The one benefit to all this...The pollies are too busy in-fighting to produce any new, crazy legislation which lets the civil service just get on with running the country without the distration of the Minister.
choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
23 Feb 2012 12:35pm
hmmm whoever wins ballot for leader will the loser quit their seat(read dummy spit) and trigger an election?
This is great been abit boring lately
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
23 Feb 2012 10:07am
BOOBS (.Y.)
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
WA, 7269 posts
23 Feb 2012 10:33am
How do you nominate for the leadership position ?

I was thinking maybe I could throw a big spanner in the works and throw my name in the hat ...

Now, Policy 1 : Ummmm ?
jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
WA, 6913 posts
23 Feb 2012 10:39am
She is cleaver, she has thrown this down whilst K Rudd is overseas, and now 20 hours in a plane..Talk about putting your competition on the back foot..

I think we should never have another female PM, females are too calculating and evil
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
23 Feb 2012 10:46am
jbshack said...


I think we should never have another female PM, females are too calculating and evil


That's a little harsh. How about:

"I think we should not have Julia Gillard as PM, she is too calculating and evil"
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
23 Feb 2012 12:47pm
Carantoc said...

How do you nominate for the leadership position ?

I was thinking maybe I could throw a big spanner in the works and throw my name in the hat ...

Now, Policy 1 : Ummmm ?


How about: employees are not required to work if the wind is more than 15knots?
I would vote for you
dinsdale
dinsdale
WA
1227 posts
WA, 1227 posts
23 Feb 2012 2:56pm
Well, I dunno how old you blokes all are, but after 6(ish) decades in this country it's all just Déjà vu - par for the Labor course. But don't worry, some cretins will vote 'em back in sometime down the track and you'll be able to sit back and watch it all happen again. I think the ALP was founded on Ground Hog Day .
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
23 Feb 2012 6:14pm
What will happen if krud dosnt nominate himself for the big job , and is happy sit back and stir the pot ?

Will that bring some other wannabe to the forefront , ? ...... Nah Bill shorten will wait until they loose the next election then have a crack!

Cambodge is right in saying that , at least they carnt stuff anything else up while all this is going on .

What is the latest today ? The news should have some good sound bites Tonight !!!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
23 Feb 2012 5:22pm
Carantoc said...

Now, Policy 1 : Ummmm ?


Hey you can't steal that one from Abbott, he's got a patent on it!
weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
QLD, 5396 posts
23 Feb 2012 5:25pm
dinsdale said...

Well, I dunno how old you blokes all are, but after 6(ish) decades in this country it's all just Déjà vu - par for the Labor course. But don't worry, some cretins will vote 'em back in sometime down the track and you'll be able to sit back and watch it all happen again. I think the ALP was founded on Ground Hog Day .


Yep your right some cretins will vote Labor in and some cretins will vote the liberals in
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
23 Feb 2012 5:43pm
weiry said...

dinsdale said...

Well, I dunno how old you blokes all are, but after 6(ish) decades in this country it's all just Déjà vu - par for the Labor course. But don't worry, some cretins will vote 'em back in sometime down the track and you'll be able to sit back and watch it all happen again. I think the ALP was founded on Ground Hog Day .


Yep your right some cretins will vote Labor in and some cretins will vote the liberals in



Unfortunately there are very few on both sides these days that are actually worth listening to..

Oh whatever happened to the good ol' days...







weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
QLD, 5396 posts
23 Feb 2012 5:59pm
Waterloo said...

weiry said...

dinsdale said...

Well, I dunno how old you blokes all are, but after 6(ish) decades in this country it's all just Déjà vu - par for the Labor course. But don't worry, some cretins will vote 'em back in sometime down the track and you'll be able to sit back and watch it all happen again. I think the ALP was founded on Ground Hog Day .


Yep your right some cretins will vote Labor in and some cretins will vote the liberals in



Unfortunately there are very few on both sides these days that are actually worth listening to..

Oh whatever happened to the good ol' days...







The good old days had them to, how about Pig iron Bob Menzies selling iron to Japan so they could send it back to us "from Guns"
bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
QLD, 1535 posts
23 Feb 2012 6:07pm
doggie said...

BOOBS (.Y.)


Isn't it more like
(.Y.)
(.Y.)
(.Y.)
for dogs?
TwoTone
TwoTone
WA
20 posts
WA, 20 posts
23 Feb 2012 5:27pm
man(.Y.)'s?
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
24 Feb 2012 12:22am
weiry said...
Yep your right some cretins will vote Labor in and some cretins will vote the liberals in


I think you have nailed it there weiry.

That is what all politicians think all voters are. Cretins.

choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
25 Feb 2012 5:38pm
gee watching the news anyone would think we are having an election campaign
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