the predictions are there and out amongst the populace [}:)]
DECEMBER 21st 2010......dis is " D " day for the Globe.....so they say

So What YOU gonna do,..... how do you see your world ending ..and ..when

Could it be a Jones Town evangelistic spectacular,

Could it be an introduction to explosive materials.....clothing

Could you be pierced ....as a result of a cultural misunderstanding

Could it be a Titanic encounter...................not for kite sailors

Could it be from dancing... a Tango with Jack !.........Jack Dancer

Could you do a carry off body bag from a car prang................splat

Could you get the fever...........as in swine.......or suffer inoculation

Maybe you reckon The Big Bang........ is the way to go

So what ya reckon, made any plans....... reservations even
Are you a frightcentre devotee, or did you book direct Qantes or Emirahits

From what it shows on the movie trailer it will be a nice day for kite surfing.
Great waves and nice wind (I should buy a 6m kite for it though).

Highest IQ in the history belongs to Isaac Newton with IQ=200 and every other human's IQ has been measured on this basis (you are all varied between 90 to 130).
Even that genius Newton spent the last 20 years of his life to find out when is the final day base on information provided on "holy book"!

He came up with 2069 I guess but he never asked himself; "did really gOD created the whole world 6000 years ago (according to bible)"

Anyway it was the biggest waste of talent in history like sending Albert Einstein to find big foot.

Stop being worry about movie titles and have fun every second of your life as today might be your last day.

Idiot said...
............every other human's IQ has been measured on this basis (you are all varied between 90 to 130).

Not everyone's - the term "idiot" is sometimes used to refer to people having an IQ below 30.

PS -Just joking.

sausage said...

...Not everyone's - the term "idiot" is sometimes used to refer to people having an IQ below 30.

Below 80 is mentally retarded, 80 to 95 is count as slow or "Idiot"

poor relative said...

SMG said...

Who's "they"?

The Mayans predicted the worlds end in 2012

Dids they factor in leap years which were devised later, and the annual "official" 1/4sec shift (or whatever it is) to the clocks due to the orbit of the earth becoming bigger and years thus get longer?
maybe it will be a few days early or late

Idiot said...

sausage said...

...Not everyone's - the term "idiot" is sometimes used to refer to people having an IQ below 30.

Below 80 is mentally retarded, 80 to 95 is count as slow or "Idiot"

Idiot used to indicate the greatest degree of intellectual disability, where the mental age was two years or less, and the person could not guard himself or herself against common physical dangers. The term was gradually replaced by the term profound mental retardation.

Class IQ
Profound mental retardation Below 20
Severe mental retardation 20–34
Moderate mental retardation 35–49
Mild mental retardation 50–69
Borderline intellectual functioning 70–80


Anyway all this is irrelevant as the world ends in a couple years time.

Mark _australia said...

poor relative said...

SMG said...

Who's "they"?

The Mayans predicted the worlds end in 2012

Dids they factor in leap years which were devised later, and the annual "official" 1/4sec shift (or whatever it is) to the clocks due to the orbit of the earth becoming bigger and years thus get longer?
maybe it will be a few days early or late

The Mayans created 3 calendars and basically it resulted in every day for 50000 years having it's own distinct "name" (actually a combination of names and numbers). It is still the most accurate calendar ever created (thats why they didn't need leap years). It runs out for the first time in it's history on December 21 2012, thats why they (the Mayans) assumed the world would end on that day

Seeing as that civilisation no longer exists maybe they should have been trying to predict the arrival of the spanish instead

I think everyone will over-react and waste heaps of money on useless things (ala Y2k bug) and I will go surfing.

It should provide a good oppurtunity to buy early Xmas pressies as all the superstitious people will wait until the 22nd to spend any money, just in case the world ends!

It's not the end of the world we have to worry about, it's the sneak attack by the Aardvarks in space ships we should be concerned about

Mark _australia said...

elmo said...

It's not the end of the world we have to worry about, it's the sneak attack by the Aardvarks in space ships we should be concerned about

Well it is not a secret now
they will be upset with the furry red infiltrator

Oh Smeg, I hadn't thought about that

Just as well I'm not using my real name

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incoming.........
from God and his bro Allah.
"we got some pre-castropic specials
going at the moment, for those early movers, just apply at
your local mosk, cathedrial, or funeral home.....be blown away.
Oh Yep ! We all brothers up here, now.......bedda believe dat." [}:)]

" and tell all your mates on the breeze !!! "
[}:)]

GOD + ALLAH out -there somewhere 0410E

Mark _australia said...

Hang on, your name is not Elmo?

It's getting a bit embarrassing actually, I've recently introduced myself a couple of times to customers as Elmo.
A few who when I've found they sail or kite I've told them I'm Elmo they've laughed (for some strange reason) so much for trying to set a good impression

I think the Mayans just thought...."well 5000 years is far enough ahead.....I cant be screwed figuring out this calendar stuff....lets just say the world ends at the end of this one!"

Its just Mayan laziness!

Learn how to play an instrument and join a marching band

elmo said...

Before I go I think I should do some excersize

truly a master piece (of a)

PUFFBALL32 with the quote of the century on the youtube comments for this clip..... "i's hit#65279; it so hard that the next guy to pull me out would be crowned king of england. "

got halfway through the next clip but started to go blind and ran out of tissues