I know its not surf OB but I am sure you will find this amusing !!!

(N.Morgan) You have to wonder what this guy did to tick someone off this badly. Wow! A Scottish householder returns home to find that some idiot has took a **** down his chimney. Mike Williams is furious as the chimney had only just been cleaned.. Mike raged: ?I was just getting home from work when a neighbour ran up and said they had seen a wee ned (Scottish for ruffian) ****ting down the chimney. ?He?s even taken a wee photo on his phone.

When I open the door the smell was incredible. ?The wee bastards?s ****e had landed in the grate, it was all over the place! ?It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There?s no way it?ll brush out. What the hell am i going to say to the insurance? ?Och, a ned shat down the chimney?? ?If I get my hands on the little bastard I?ll kick him so hard in the arse he?ll never ** again.? A source at Grampian Police said the crime was ?Unpleasant and unusual?.

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