I'm a crap pressie giver, plus I think Christmas is a little too commercialised... However Christmas is a nice "book-end" to any year... Presents...

1. Too late to order a custom Longboard!
2. My wife thinks she wants a BMW X3 or X5... But I f-en hate those p00fter vehicles with a passion!! And she also likes sport cars... I have steered her towards the BRZ... And she is now liking "Car of the Year" the Subaru BRZ mini rocket... Well I told her it is car of the year... Stretching the truth like Mac62! Toyota 86 was the winner! Same car though... But I really like the Subaru front end and side grilles much more than the 86. She doesn't need to know that!!

3. I'll be happy with 1 McT T-shirt, 1 Scalextric Slot Car, 12 prawns, some ham, strawberries, a glass of champers, and a six pack of Cascade! Plus a passionate kiss from my wife while I feel her bum!!!

What do you guys want!?