Anyone (from Tasmania) who can get the head lice from my new beanie will be supplied a lifetime supply of free beer, delivered to their door as required. No limits on consumption rates. First order must be delivered from Cascade Brewery Hobart and include no less than 6 different brews.

Headlice removal must proven without doubt.

Successive orders can be from any brewery worldwide.

Beanie must be intact and wearable

definitions: My Beanie = headwear pictured that may not actually belong to me
removal = no living had lice or eggs inhabiting the beanie
beer = well we all know what this is.
lifetime supply = supply for the natural lifespan of the mayfly insect order Ephemerotera for greek "short lived" (approx 30 minutes)

The Beanie...



Its coming into winter and my tea cosy is gonna be needed.