The last "cyclone that wasn't a cyclone" smashed a bunch of yachts/power boats/hulks from their moorings out the front where my boat is. Blew gigantic trees down in the back yard, and messed the place up...and it wasn't even a proper cyclone. What's going to happen this time? Poor boat owners up north!!! Here we go again.
That's me standing on one tree that blew over last time.