I'm sick of reading about how dumb kiting is, and how prehistoric and uncool windsurfing is supposed to be, or how if you weigh 110kg, and crash into a KA boom at 35 knots it will break (duh!)..

So, to completely change the topic, maybe get some advice, and more than likely spark some of that good old fashioned Seabreeze humor..

Sack rash.. Anyone else get it after submersion in seawater, or do I just have an abnormally large 'man bag'?

I'm talking about that nut shaped redness on the inner thigh.. and no, you can't have pictures!

If anyone knows of a cure, short of permanent removal of said sack....