Which of the five "Ps" is the "Pin" upon which this election will swing?

Personality:- Media contrived. What do you prefer, hook nose or wing nut ears??

Party:- Well Labor is the worker's and people's party isn't it?? Or IS it?? Liberal is the bosses and business party isn't it?? Or IS it?? Greens are for the environment aren't they?? Or ARE they?? Nationals are for the farmers aren't they?? Or ARE they??

Policy:- They all seem to have one. Some are simple and others not but we don't want no Policey State here like Conroy wants.

Philosophy:- This is the basis of our society and the true political choice but most of us will throw it out the window or leave it to the professors to figure out.

Pay Packet:- Yeah!!! You got it there dude. I'll vote for whoever promises me the biggest one.

Just love these difficult questions. Wot you fkn tink doodes.