Just trying to clear some things up with *rules*. I was up at Brisbane and kited past a dude with a base ball hat on backwards, wearing a white singlet and a gold chain out on the water, he told me I was lame for not unhooking. I thought he was lame for trying to be a gangster when kiting. Below is a list, please add to it with other rules you might have heard about.

If you kite with a surf board your lame if:
You have straps
You are very lame if you have straps and do a jump
You are hooked in when on a wave
You have gorila grip insted of wax
You have board shorts over your wetsuit
you have a rashi over your wetsuit
Please add to this if you know or want to make up any other stupid rules

If you have a TT you are lame if:
You do a jump and your kite is above 45 degrees.
You do a board off
You have a handle on your board

You are generality lame if:
You kite on a SUP
You cant spell when doing a post on SB
You come up with stupid kite rules


Any others?