I lay awake enduring sleepless nights thinking of the horrors of those on the Costa Concordia - hell, so akin to the Titanic what with its pleasant water temperature and land not 200 metres away - I bet James Cameron is already penning the script of the absolute horrors endured by the passengers and crew as we speak. I reckon the movie will end with Leo just getting up and walking the f&@k into town. Not a dry eye in the house.


(Disclaimer - I stole this from a mate on Facebook!)
(2nd Disclaimer - condolences to those who actually did suffer)