Can you farkin believe it ? The primary school my kids attend have banned running in the playground due to being deemed to dangerous. If seen running they will be given detention.
Kids have been running in the playground since Adam was in rompus - you know cause he was trying to pump Eve. Anyway WTF next ? They have also banned garbage bins in playground so kids can't dump there unwanted lunches so Mum can see if they've eaten their lunch or not.
And they wonder why kids are getting fatter. Nothing wrong with a bit of bark off the knees and elbows - it's a part of growing up.