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Meet Grumpy Sam

Yes he can be grumpy. But it's really just passion.

Sam is passionate about kite safety, beach access and just kiting in general.

Sam is for hire. I think you guys in WA need him.

Sam is diplomatic. If you are behaving irresponsibly and acting in a potentially dangerous manner, Sam will have a word to you on the beach. He may launch you and have a few words in your ear about where it's safe to kite and where it isn't.

But Sam can get grumpy! Once he's had one diplomatic word with you, that's all you get!! If you continue in dangerous conduct, Sam's italian heritage starts to leak!

If you come to Caloundra to kite safely, Sam is nice to you, ....smile!!

If Sam gets grumpy..... maybe you should revise your conduct..

We love Sam......

$45 per hour plus food and short blacks!
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World first announcement!!
Word has it that my pal Grumpy Sam (aka el Mucho Grumpo) is now part of the SUP fraternity and is the proud owner of a Mana 10'


Whodathunkit?
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Kiting Caloundra: the 10 Commandments
With the predominant SE winds expected over the next month, some will be tempted to kite at the mouth of the Pumicestone Passage at Caloundra QLD.

Last weekend saw some awful near misses and stupid decisions from some not so experienced kiters. One guy was attempting to launch (several times) his obviously faulty kite with 12 people in his danger zone. 3 time his kite launched, looped and crashed within inches of 3 kids in the water. Another recent learner was attempting to teach someone on the sand with beach goers constantly walking past then nearly drowned his student in the outgoing current.

If you have never kited there before please note the following tips:

1. Caloundra only works on an outgoing tide. DON'T go in the water if the tide is coming in. Go somewhere else.

2. The massive outgoing current results in lots of lost boards and relaunch issues.
DON'T kite there if you are not good at body dragging, relaunching your kite or deep water self rescue.

3. The nett effect of opposing wind and current means a smaller kite can be used. DON'T put up your 12m bow kite if everyone else is on 8's and 9's.

4. We get 40+ kites out on a good day. If you haven't kited here before DON'T ignore the right of way rules and DON'T jump if there is someone within 50m of you downwind or 30m upwind.

5. DON'T kite anywhere near the flagged bathing zone on Bulcock Beach.

6. Large tides and big swell make the Caloundra Bar a treacherous zone. DON'T kite there if you aren't confident in the waves.

7. There are a couple of schools operating there when the conditions are appropriate. DON'T get too close to the students. DON'T teach your mates on the sand. Get in the water. DON'T kite here unsupervised if you are a novice.

8. The locals are a friendly bunch. DON'T hesitate to ask for advice, a launch or shout us a beer.

9. Please DON'T launch in dodgy situations in your impatience to get out. There are sharp rocks, pine trees and turbulent zones. Refer to commandment #8

10. DON'T f@#k it up for the rest of us. Your poor decisions, inexperience or arrogance will result in the wrong kind of attention. It costs you a carton of Tooheys Extra Dry for every lifeguard rescue. DON'T leave without paying them.

Anyone found to be transgressing the above commandments will feel the full fury of GRUMPY SAM!! He is our secret weapon against idiots, irresponsible noobs, arrogant euros and dickheads in general.



This notice has been posted in the interests of safety for all water users at Caloundra.

Kiting here is awesome but can be treacherous.
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