By crikey. Pee-pee jokes score well again. Thanks Bondy.

Even though I'm away at the moment, they do actually have computers here in France, even if the keyboards are all wacky. Who the hell designs an AZERTY (sic) keyboard where you have to press Shift to type a full stop? I'll call a winner whenever I get to an Internet cafe in a few days time.

No prizes for obvious captions about buying a 12mm wettie.