Dear Mr Greenroom, after numerous complaints from the missus you are here by, presented with a fixed penalty notice for the following;
Date 25.6.2008
Offence - Exceeding quota of fun hours available in 1 week
Location - Watermans Bay, 1st Reef, Perth WA
Evidence:
Penalty: 20hrs family service to be spent laying new pavers in back yard or any other ball breaking work...NOTE these hours can ONLY be served during epic / firing / it's on / c'mon this is going to the best day for AGES conditions for any of your watersports activities.
p.s if this is not you in the photo, please complete the statuary declaration on the rear.