A "Dieting Guru" has discovered/invented a new celebrity diet in the USA.

No hard work is necessary. No stuffing around with the scales to weigh your every meal. No cutting, slicing and dicing, ever. You don't even need one of those food processors which turns ordinary vegetables and fruits into, wait for it..."Super food" because it smashes the living daylights out of poor vegetables and fruits !

So what is this nifty new "Super Diet"? It is the stuff many of us gulp down daily. It is coffee. Yes, coffee! But it is no simple coffee, or it won't give you that slim, trim, sexy good looks which turn men wild, and women weak at the knees. It is a very special coffee that comes with an equally unique name..."Bulletproof Coffee".

So surely the guru has some special techniques only known to himself? Yes, it is. But I can let you in on his secret. His beans are pre-processed to remove the "Mycotoxins", a mould formed during the fermentation process.

So what is so special about that as all beans were washed before being roasted anyway? Well, our guru must have a special technique to do it differently? May be some kind of "holly water" to wash the beans with ?

Now, you add butter from "grass-fed cows" and medium-chain Triglycerides (MCT) oil. I honestly have no idea of the last ingredient, but I do know most cows eat grass, I have seen it !

So do you need a users manual to drink one of these technically complex brew? Nope. You just drink 2 cups, and ****, you don't feel hungry anymore!

So how did Guru Asprey find out this "out of this world" formula? From Tibet, of course. You know that mystical place where that lovely movie Shangrila was based on? That place where you don't age, and live forever? By a chance discovery after he drank a cup of tea smothered with YAK butter. He didn't feel hunger after that. I bet he didn't age one bit after that either ?

Fast forward from 2009 when Guru Asprey patented the formula, it is now the most popular dieting fad in USA, where a third of the population is obese.

Now a cynical bastard, like my good self, would wonder that he has had more than 6 years since, and yet people are still getting fatter, innit ?