And Kev has turned up the heat , chucked in some chili stood back and poured himself a chards .
Oh don't you just love politicians when they do stuff like this ?

Will Kev pay for his own fight home after pulling the pin ?

Will Jules get her speech writers to do the work fast enough for the next press conference ?

Will she be able to sound suitably horrified at this turn of events ?

Will enough of the labour dogs turn and bite her ? And carry Kev on their shoulders to the victory celebrations ?

Or will our new prime minister step out from the wings disguised as Greg Combi mild mannered poli fighting for good and against Evil , and for the rights of all thick framed spectical warers ?

For answers to these questions and more stay tuned to " these dropkicks are in control of our dreary lives "