Sometime in the mid 1990's Jarvis Cocker (of the great British indie band Pulp) sang about common people.

I want to live like common people
I want to be like common people
I want to sleep with common people like you

I'd like to bet Mr Jarvis Cocker had never flown on Virgin Australia.

Queue up with common people
Stand behind stupid common people
Watch common people try to carry 14 bags each weighing 36kgs as cabin luggage
Listen to common people yelling at airline staff
Smell fat sweaty common people sat next to you


No, if Jarvis had flown Virgin Australia he wouldn't have been singing about wanting to live like common people, he'd have been singing about wanting to fly on Qantas with respectable people.

I want to live with respectable people
I want to be like respectable people
I want to travel with respectable people like Qantas customers