So I'm out the beach & want a feed.
1st shop
Me:-"ya got any sausages mate & a roll",
Him;-"no, don't do sausages".
Me:-What, ya kiddin', why not
Him:- Just don't do 'em people don't want 'em
Me:- when the feck did that happen & walked off

Next shop
Me:- Small chips & a buttered roll
Her:- (Wait for it) WE don't do rolls
Me:- Head expoldes slap hand over mouth before I go off, give her my best stink eye, shake my head & walk off


Whats happened to "normal beach food". Whats goin' on

I swear if some other shop person says "We're fresh out of waldorfs" I'll start throwin' something.