He said I should buy a kite as it is more appropriate to these Cold Toast, no wind conditions (that's Gold Coast/Cold Toast). Taunted me with graphs of yellow and red arrows. Showed me how a kite fits in the boot of his VW Beetle (it was a dream OK, i don't get it either). Showed me steep learning curves (drawn in blood of course). Showed me vids of Robby Naish, a son of the windsurfing god, on a kite.

Will I be forgiven if I get a kite for 10 knot days?

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