Long long time ago, before the rain before the snow

There was a place called SE Qld and from time to time did it sure blow

But it seemed the summer of O 15, strong winds were a distant dream

For on the BOM look out strong wind warnings were just a no show

Now before we all start to panic and scream

There is light at the end of the tunnel you know

All you need to do is book a flight, anywhere where there is water, do it now before you get old

WA, Maui, Philippines, Tassie, anywhere really is a better chance of finding a blow

Because currently, all my boards and sails are just covered in mould

Please somebody, somebody...sell all your gear, make the sacrifice

A 1030 High for a 3 day bender, would really be nice!