This is what I found stuck on my back window when I got home.



I know who did it, the farktard Wally I work with, he knows how much I hate them, he even showed me a pic of them at work and I didn't even know he was showing me the ones on my car.

I told him that the person who had them was a wanker and the adults were being irresponsible because the woman was drunk, the guy had his hands full with the board and the baby was about to hit the ground.

Now I have a dilemma, the stickers actually do tell a story about 2 very proud grandparents and a bouncing baby boy.

So he's pranked me in 2 ways, firstly by putting something there that he knows I hate, and secondly, by putting something there that I'm loath to remove because of the metaphor.

What do I do you lot are the most retarded knowledgeable people I know and you have the wisdom of Sodoman Solomon.