This may have gone to far but were here now, so this is Lady Love Longboarding.
Explanation here...
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Surfing/Shortboards/Shortboard-is-overated/?page=-2#lastpost take it in good fun Andre, who wouldnt want to be munched on
Put up you're creepy stuff, I'm looking at you bulldog pup to pull your weight

I won't I'll start with a couple from an old favourite.... Oh yeah.. Is this confirmed?..