I've been thinking about having a party for at least a year and it's getting closer. I want to have a party, 'cause I really haven't had one for for a long time.

I was thinking of having a suckling pig - one that's under 50 days old, a Zombie party and some other bad ideas - none of them had the the right ring to it. But last night I think I thought of something.

A Double Denim Party.

I reckon it would be ace to see a big group of pissed middle aged people dressed in double denim.