fark me paddling out for a, very rare on the west coast, LAGO. Dolphins herding fish to the shallows and surfing waves as I paddle out. A tiny set pops up in front of me and about 8 of them catch it and bear down on me. Seen this a hundred times and they peel off at the last second, usually. The shortboarders must have been wording this guy up as he zigged instead of zagging and shoulder charged me. Should have got a straight yellow card the farker.