Due to the very unfortunate sequence of events that led to our fearless leader faceplanting the subcontinent terrain,

Rumours are surfacing indicating the governments intention to fight this evil with a GRAVITY TAX,

Must be true, I saw it on the internet.








Saw her on a interview where she said high heels caused it and men wouldn't understand. Straight after blasting Abbott for a solid two weeks for being sexist.

Yeah....Whatever Joolia

High heels tax perhaps.....