So he arrives at Kyeemagh (Botany) in Toyota Yaris, takes up 2 spaces and unload a big hunk of plastic - spreading it out just where I am rigging.
"What's that?"
"Bro, it's a big muvva floating lounge chair" "It's worf free grand"
With his mate and girlfriend gets out a petrol leaf blower and funnel and after much f'en this and that, it gets inflated. Finish with little electric pump.
Then a harem of beauties in bikinis turn up and carry down to the water e

We sit there waiting for the 30kt seabreeze to pick it up and fly.
Funniest thing for a while.

(Photo by Nigel - cos h'e good at that sh^t)