Few years ago some bastard was stealing stuff from the workers fridge, he used to drink my coca cola all the time as well as taking food and things, we suspected one of the guys from the afternoon shift. One day I was so cheesed up I went in the loos and pissed in my bottle of coke and put it back in the fridge like if it was almost full. Next morning I went to the fridge and the bottle was not there anymore I was going to write a note telling all and stick it to the fridge door, before I had time to do so (lucky me) the w/shop foreman came to see me with a brand new bottle of coke and said: last night we had a bit of a management meeting and ran out of beer so we had a bottle of jack and I think we used your bottle of coke to water it have that one to replace it!
Never said anything to anybody about it! So if you used my coke about 10 years ago well………