And now for something completely.. Stupid.
Stupid or what.. You've just gotta ask yourself.. Why.. Why.. Why?
Any other windsurfering crew looking at this and thinking.. You've gotta be kidding..

It's called the Ta'loo-ard paddle sail..
www.facebook.com/TalooardPaddlesailNext they'll come up with a boom for it.. and a real mast.. and call it something like .. a wind surfer .. or sail board..

DJ