Ok i should really not be letting the secret out,but...

The ultimate summer onshore crappy day weapon...

The ultimate paddling machine...

So stable with a rolls royce kind of luxury ride ...

You become stealth amongst a sea of fools...

Your friends will first laugh at you..then they will hate you...

You will start to convince yourself that this could be the board...

Starting to not give a **** will creep into your life...

This handcrafted weapon should be in your quiver..

The dimensions on the board sum it up 7x something special. And don't be mistaken. This board will get you more waves than your Longboard.

Meet my friend her name is The 3am Pick Up...she is fat and ugly and nobody wants her...but this naughty bitch knows how to get her freak on..you friends will mock you,buy don't take your eyes of her..because they all want to ride her now

The 3am Pick Up