I have never understood why some people beat up their wife's
Thats just like keying your own car?
Next summer i'm going to the beach and bury little metal tags that say
"get a life"
The most optimistic people are the ones that put up lost bird posters
we didn't have monopoly when i grew up
we had bogan oply,,it had one square-go directly to jail
Paris Hilton got her name because she was concieved in Paris
We dont get that around here,i have never heard of anyone called Blacktown Maccas carpark
A lot of people argue abaout God,some say he is black,but i think not,ive read the bible and not once does it say "and God said to mosses word mofo"
Those that say their glasses are half full are considered optimists,should we be more specific about the contents of the glass?

if its a glass of **** i', going half empty