Well it is that time again Brethren ...... the Beergarden pisstroughs annual maintenance & descale ... the spittoons require their HP steamclean ... the 2468 pairs of knickers once owned by hot strumpets thrown at the feet of the Prince of Pies (the Aseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Longroom Prez yehaaaa) must be donated to the needy ... Cobra's scales must be scrubbed or the filthy starker will contract scabies (geez gotta remember to chain the pr!ck up , he'll be trying to slither off into town & shag all the hookers tonite
) ... Macahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha will be picking up another one directly, somewhere someplace some brutha's gettin' a bloody good shag ... in another spot anutha brutha is gettin' a wave in before hitting the piss tonight ...
.... so without further adieu ... to all Frothereal Farkers , Sons of the Stokescent , highly polished Magnificent Bastards of the incredibly handsome kind , Hard Charging C-C-C-C-Carnties , Harbourers of HooHaaaa , Purveyors of Pornography & the common boardslut , Is it Wicked Sleaze or a Longboard Disease , Fearless Fangsters , the Double Overhead Bulletti , Jen Hawkins's titties , but I'll settle for Adriana Lima legs , all the delightful Piggies I haven't made Sausage out of before & plonk unsplashed ...
2017 be in with you .... favourable winds & good shizz swell with ye .... I have hopped on one shank 3 times , scratched my left Frizelli twice , patted my head 4 times , and blown my snout once along with burning an old pair of wetties that have been pissed in
Get a big fat ripe juicy sweet Innisfail 100% Organic Local hybrid Mango up youse ..... time to get farken smashed
