"Wow dude, look at the freaking mess above your control-bar."

"What mess? Are you talking about my kite, baby?"

"No babe. I'm talking about all that tangle-tackle that's above your bar."

"Darling, I need all that tangle-tackle. It's necessary so I can sheet my kite and trim my kite."

"But babe, how can you see the wave-face? How can you even see through that cluster-f#ck of webs and ropes?"

"Remember when I used to windsurf, darling? It's a bit like that. My vision is impaired by the gear somewhat. You have to rely on your instinct."

"You don't have to you know."

"What are you saying darling?"

"You could get all that stuff out-of-your-face. You could change to a below-the bar set-up."

"Pfttt. Below-the-bar adjustment is crap, baby. You're always fighting with the cleat. You can't adjust it on the fly. Your body language is spastic cause the leverage is retarded."

"You're right babe. What you have is perfect ....and so are you."

"Shucks darling."