The day has come when zombies roam the world... the zombie apocalypse is upon us, and it's a little disconcerting.
You maybe a zombie if you meet the following criteria:
1.- You have an insatiable desire to check your phone after every other activity in your life.
2.- You walk around looking at your palm, all farking day.
3.- You're at a restaurant with your woman/man, and you both pull out your stupid phone. I guess it could be better than listening to her bitch about you all night long though.

I have a healthy usage pattern with my phone...
- check email in morning/afternoon bcos gmail is blocked at work.
- check shopbot/ebay price of item before buying.
- show cat photos to my friends self.
- if I catch bus/train... play chess.
+ nobody ever calls me, and I don't call anyone.
Average total daily usage <10 mins., wtf are people doing all freaking day on their phones?

Or have I just become an old fart who doesn't understand the nuances of today's communication, or why people need to do it at traffic lights and beeps now mean go.



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